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loosey goosey

Not following prescribed guidelines or general societal expectations. Very casual. Bypassing certain boundaries.
Jack always comes to work late. I guess both he and the boss are loosey goosey when it comes to punctuality.
by GarthF December 28, 2005
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Loosey whities

Briefs (or tighty whities) that have been worn so much that they have lost elasticity in the waistband and fabric.
You know it's time to throw out your tighty whities when they become loosey whities.

Fun ways to dispose of loosey whities:

throw them over a fence and into someone's pool or jacuzzi;

leave them in someone's glove compartment;

put them in someone's desk at work or school;

throw them onto a powerline;

hang them from a tree branch or bush;

stuff them into someone's pillow case;

put them between the pages of a library book on a shelf;

superglue them onto a mirror in a public washroom;

hoist them onto a flagpole;

staple them onto a co-worker's cork board;

tape them onto a blackboard;

sneak them into an enemy's lunchbox;

place them into someone's shoes;

put them into someone's backpack when they're not looking;

tape them onto someone's locker;

stuff them into the keyhole of a lock so that the victim will have a hard time opening it;

clog a public toilet, sink, or water fountain with them;

leave them on a supermarket shelf;

shove them into someone's water bottle, thermos, or watercooler;

sneak them into a slurpee machine;

put them into someone's mailbox;

place them on top of someone's head while they're sleeping;

hang them from someone's car antenna or side mirror;

leave them in the middle of a hallway;

put them into someone's ipod or cellphone case;

deposit them in a post box;

clog an ATM's credit card intake with them;

leave them in the fridge or freezer of a stranger;

leave them under some watermelons at the grocery store;

stuff them into someone's cd player or dvd player;

donate them to goodwill.
by Undies Expert April 10, 2009
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loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity
Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.
by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009
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Loosey Laduca

Someone who lets loose, and gets upset when they don't win
Hey Brad you know that Drag queen Loosey Laduca, yeah she just gotta let loose
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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Loosey Goose

A person, most likely a woman that does something rather whore-ish. If often, she may be described as a Loosey Goose.
Angelina got it in with Vinny 'cause she's a loosey goose.
by MonkeyMan4444 May 26, 2011
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loosey deucy

Not quite diarrhea, but a rather loose, unformed stool. a bowel movement that takes on a soft serve like consistency.
"Whew, I shouldn't of had that late night burrito, I just had a real loosey deucy in the bathroom at work!"
by emrsushi September 2, 2009
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Loosey Goosey

This term is used to describe a girl who is so loose that you a guy can't feel anything during sex.
After I had sex with Taylor Green, I realized she was a loosey goosey bitch, because i couldn't feel a thing.
by kitty139 May 15, 2009
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