dennis loomer

a heroic mountain troll that exists to spread joy and obesity.
An iconic being to ever encounter.

you're such a dennis loomer for cleaning my throw-up that i've fallen in love with you and now we will be happily ever after with 12 kids and a happy meal for breakfast every day

by nickgursiffyuh December 11, 2023

Loomer

A person who is continuously shunned by society or a community due to their own insidious action(s). However they are incapable of accepting any personal responsibility and will seek out any reason or person no matter how illogical to shift the blame towards.

Alex: hey did you hear Laura got banned from the Smithsonian again?

Jonesy: yeah she’s on camera taking another dump in the Aerospace exhibit, but she pulled a Loomer and posted that Muslim immigrants put laxatives in the water fountains like that makes any sense at all.

Alex: Classis Loomer from Laura

by GroovyWars September 12, 2024

Loomer

Noun. One who constantly reinforces just how misinformed or dumb they may be.

Dude - You cannot really believe that s&%t. Stop being such a Loomer.

by larsnotlarsnils June 20, 2025

Loomer

Someone who is obsessed with the the My Bloody Valentine album, Loveless. They refuse to acknowledge the band's other albums, and pray to Kevin Shields every night. They sometimes attempt to learn the guitar solely to play songs off Loveless.

Pesti: OH you like My Blood Valentine too? My favorite album from them is MBV.
Demi: What is MBV? The only album from that band is Loveless.
Pesti: Looks like we've got a loomer...

by XenoPixel April 4, 2022

Loomered

harass or persecute (someone) with unwanted and obsessive attention.

Christina was loomered at an event in Florida by a mentally unstable woman.

by Zaccheus414 November 4, 2023

Loomer

When a prolapsed anus resembles Jigsaw

noun; Eat plenty of fiber or you’ll end up with a loomer

adj; she’s had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a loomer

by SheepB0T February 8, 2024

Loomered

Being unfairly and unexpectedly fired from your job at the request of a far-right conspiracy theorist, for not being sufficiently insane or supportive of a dictator.

The intelligence director; the senior director for legislative affairs; the senior director overseeing technology and national security; the senior director for international organizations. They all got loomered, they no longer work for the government.

by RMI2087 May 10, 2025