Kurtis Loomer

An anoing thing that everyone hates

Kurtis Loomer is a retard

by Kurtthedum dum January 13, 2023

Loomered

When a person without dignity or self-respect claims that they have humiliated and denigrated another person, often in the act of humiliating or denigrating themselves.

"Laura said she loomered that person!"
"But Laura made herself look even worse in the process."

by pensee November 5, 2023

Loomer

Ur moms a milf

Dude did you see Nathan’s family on family day? He’s such a loomer.

by Sidboihours July 10, 2021

Loomer

Past: (Loomered)
Active: (Loomering)

The act of issuing a vague threat of action against someone if they do something, knowing that the person you’re threatening has no intention of doing the thing you’re warning them against doing, then, at some future date, claiming credit for the fact that they didn’t do the thing they were never going to do—saying it was because of your threat.

"Thanks to the "Loomer" treatment, he won't be walking down this street anytime soon!"

"After his "Loomering" he must be so humiliated lmao!"

"He got "Loomered" so hard, I bet he's crying right now!"

by Rhian Fazzini July 31, 2023

dennis loomer

a heroic mountain troll that exists to spread joy and obesity.
An iconic being to ever encounter.

you're such a dennis loomer for cleaning my throw-up that i've fallen in love with you and now we will be happily ever after with 12 kids and a happy meal for breakfast every day

by nickgursiffyuh December 11, 2023

Loomer

Someone who is obsessed with the the My Bloody Valentine album, Loveless. They refuse to acknowledge the band's other albums, and pray to Kevin Shields every night. They sometimes attempt to learn the guitar solely to play songs off Loveless.

Pesti: OH you like My Blood Valentine too? My favorite album from them is MBV.
Demi: What is MBV? The only album from that band is Loveless.
Pesti: Looks like we've got a loomer...

by XenoPixel April 4, 2022

Loomered

harass or persecute (someone) with unwanted and obsessive attention.

Christina was loomered at an event in Florida by a mentally unstable woman.

by Zaccheus414 November 4, 2023