A disease that affects many assholes, annoying people, and smart-asses alike. The primary Symptom is answering a one word phrase or suggestion with a sarcastic opposite
by PAINapples November 24, 2010

by ThatDapperLad March 6, 2021

Someone you’ve been talking/texting for a long time, yet barely know much about them other than their name.
Adam: I wonder what Dolly is doing right now, I haven’t talked to her in a while.
Eve: Why can’t you just go and ask?
Adam: Because she usually doesn’t respond until a month or two go by
Eve: I guess she must be a long term stranger
Eve: Why can’t you just go and ask?
Adam: Because she usually doesn’t respond until a month or two go by
Eve: I guess she must be a long term stranger
by Vbdullelvh June 17, 2024

Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.
Long-term flirting YAYA
Long-term flirting YAYA
by JohnoTheKb June 2, 2012

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.
Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.
by misterjoe October 30, 2013

Programmer 3: Have you upgraded to a long short term memory?
Programmer 2: Yes, I have.
Programmer 1: So, are you done on creating a neural network to generate text?
Programmer 2: Yes, I am.
Programmer 1: Good. I wanted to make a convolutional neural network.
Programmer 2: Let's do it!
Programmer 3: Yeah! I agree!
Programmer 2: Yes, I have.
Programmer 1: So, are you done on creating a neural network to generate text?
Programmer 2: Yes, I am.
Programmer 1: Good. I wanted to make a convolutional neural network.
Programmer 2: Let's do it!
Programmer 3: Yeah! I agree!
by PkmnQ July 30, 2017
