A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.
There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.
There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.
Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.
by teh maleman December 26, 2008
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The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
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A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina
Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole
by Apollo83 July 23, 2019
Get the Loophole Virgin mug.1)A maneuver involving at least three parties. The first party has a mainly passive role. The second stands in a position of trust and whispers “sweet nothings” to the first party. The second party can be described as a sort of wingman, but has a more active role in the subduing of the first party. As the first party grows submissive, the third party, or “Dick”, slips it in without the knowledge of the first party. When the first party catches on to what is happening, the second party makes sure that the first party swallows it all. This maneuver is a gateway to unsafe drilling.
2)The loophole was most famously executed in 2005 in an excursion officially titled the “Energy Policy Act of 2005”. In this example the first role was assumed by the American people, the second by the United States congress, and the third by then Vice President Richard Cheney. The subsequent drilling has led to undesirable leakages
2)The loophole was most famously executed in 2005 in an excursion officially titled the “Energy Policy Act of 2005”. In this example the first role was assumed by the American people, the second by the United States congress, and the third by then Vice President Richard Cheney. The subsequent drilling has led to undesirable leakages
This rampant, unprotected drilling of the heartland is breaking America's heartland. I wish I knew what came over me before the Halliburton loophole got it under me.
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Get the the loophole mug.A forgotten condition in a law, agreement, etc. that allows one to interpret and, in conclusion, get around another condition(s).
Dave: Man, I fucken HATE that bitch.
Joe: Calm down, you know we're not allowed to hit girls.
Dave: Who said anything about "hitting". There's no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* Loopholes rule!
Joe: You sick fuck.
Joe: Calm down, you know we're not allowed to hit girls.
Dave: Who said anything about "hitting". There's no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* Loopholes rule!
Joe: You sick fuck.
by the pwn3r August 8, 2006
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