Chode loafer

Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.

We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty

by tripod 8 October 26, 2018

Red-Headed Loafpecker

A Red-Headed Loafpecker is a pigeon that eats the corn out of your shit, and is later sold at KFC.

LITTLE KNOWN TRUE HISTORIC FACT:

"These pigeons are of the species 'Red-Headed Loafpecker.' They eat a full serving of corn out of your shit, then we cut their heads off 'em and let 'em marinate like that for a couple days and then we sell 'em at KFC, and that's how they get their chicken and corn bowls!"- Colonel Sanders

by Puebert "Fire crotch" O'Malley June 29, 2009

Bud Light in the Loafers

A person who acts or looks LGBTQ+

He must be Bud Light in the Loafers carrying that purse around.

by jondich May 28, 2023

loafter

n;loaft, loafting, loafted, loafter

someone who loafts. they take a fucking ridiculous amount of time to do something or get somewhere. people have a kind of love hate relationship with alot of loafters, cus alot of loafters are fucking jokes.

"yo, where the fuck is he? we've loafted hard on our dealer."
"he's fucking maad loafting."
"arrg, that guy is such a loafter."
"i know dawg, he's fucking loafter mc-loaft loaft."

he's SUCH a loafter.

by sexystonedsinger August 1, 2010

Lick my loafers, Debbie

A quick comeback in an argument.

Person : eat my shorts
You: Lick my loafers, Debbie

by Jordynkate December 31, 2020

social loafer

Someone who avoids helping social groups make decisions, yet manages to bitch about the choice.

Dude, stop being such a social loafer and help us decide where to eat.

by DHensler May 5, 2007

lofee

This name is used to call a girl with, specially your girlfriend.

Hey Lofee, how was your day?

by Mizocr7 June 2, 2014