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Lilita is a beautiful crazy girl who loves being herself. She makes the best out of everything no matter how crap it is. Lilita isn't afraid of being bossy or rude but she is quite the craz-train. She is full of surprises and she got that milf money. Lilita is a friend to remeber and a gift to behold. She loves emojis and slime though. She is a great friend when in need and just for chill.
You're acting soo Lilita.
Lilita by FlyingMonkey123 February 20, 2018
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STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS 

{stat – ute - uv - lim – i – tay – shuns}:
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):

1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:

a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner

b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football

c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you

have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.

d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!
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libitard 

originally a member of one particular website who consistently proved themselves to be completely and utterly stupid. now moves on to encircle anyone doing similar on any website.
<giggles> libianstar is so retarded
<vbr> libitard
libitard by vbr` September 24, 2009

lizittle 

me1.little. 2.pussy or sissy.
"Hey man you to lizzitle to go on this ride."

"Hey dont front and be lizzitle 'bout it yahzir."
lizittle by Matt June 10, 2006

limitate 

Restricting options to a predetermined outcome
The system limitates us in this way
limitate by limitator December 8, 2016
A girl who, no matter when you met them, be it even in elementary, will stick with you for a long time. They are pure, good hearted people who only want to be there for you and will make your life better. Granted, they can attach themselves to people quite easily, but, don't push them away, or else, when they eventually, just, disappear from your life one day, you'll regret it for a long time. They are also great artists, who, should they give you their art, you'll want to cherish forever.
Person: Man, I do wonder if I'll ever meet that Lizit again. I swear, if only if she were still here, maybe I'd have something to look forward to these days.
lizit by cool pedro October 12, 2021
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