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Litos Badgend

A person who stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure with higher frequency than the national average. Typically lonely and repressed in nature. Identifiable by their favoured arm being considerably more swoll than the other, along with very dry hand.
Chad: "Fucking hell that guy Hugh strokes his french stick a lot; 19 times a week I heard"
Brad: "Yeah he's a fucking Litos Badgend mate; he must be raw as fuck"
Chad: "Fucking incel"
Hugh: *fapfapfapfap.....*
by lb6969 February 4, 2018
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Littos

The extreme version of lit, used by only the coolest cats out there. If you do not use the word littos, get a life you uncultured swine.
Wow bro, last night was littos!
by xmmaddsbx June 21, 2018
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lithosexual

Lithosexual is on the asexual spectrum. It means that someone does in fact experience sexual attraction, but they in no way want those feelings reciprocated. Another term for this is Quoisexual Koi-sexual. Another way to explain this may be "sex repulsed."
"Krys is biromantic lithosexual. They're attracted to their own and different genders, both romantically and sexually, but they don't like the idea of having sex with anyone at all.

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by Krys Marie November 18, 2016
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litho

Noun. Short for lithography. "Litho" can refer to the printmaking technique itself or to a print that was made using this technique.

Adjective. To describe anything printed using lithography.

The term "litho" is generally only used in art schools (teachers and students), or by graduates and drop-outs from art schools. Granted, not every art student even knows what it means, but they invariably recognize it as an art school term.
"Is this what they mean by a woodcut?"
"No, this one is litho. That one over there is intaglio. And the one on your shirt is silkscreen."
"What's the difference?!"
"They're all prints. But I used different techniques to make 'em."
by criticalmass August 2, 2012
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lithotripsy

the state of being really, really stoned
He ate the magic mushrooms and took a lithotripsy like no other.
by zombieBlanco July 27, 2008
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lithrosexual

Lithrosexuality is the having sexual feeling but not wishing to act upon those feelings
"I lover them but they're lithrosexual and I will respect their sexuality."
by AsexualNerd December 10, 2015
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Lithios

A creature similar to a liar bird. It mimmicks the black-rap jiggy stylings of artists such as Tupac in an attempt to convince casual observers it is in fact a gangsta.

The Lithios can be spotted by its love of girly beer (namely Corona) and its overuse of the word "Yo".

The Lithios can be extremely dangerous when threatened or when the suggestion is made that he is not in fact a gangsta and only just a wigga. Approach with extreme caution.
Take off that track suit, turn off that music, and stop being such a Lithios.
by Khel May 14, 2003
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