lincoln park high school

Wanna be drug lords, ok nerds, fuckbois, cliques but still better than Payton wannabes and Northside fags. Half the kids do weed and 75% of the IB kids are the type of kids to remind the teacher of hw. The school is lit and fucked up at the same time. #BakkeBestTeacher

Guy One: Got weed?
Guy Two: What's this look like, Lincoln Park High School.

by Another kid who goes here October 25, 2016

Lance-Strolled

Getting lance-strolled is when you expect to see the action in a video, but the last second it cuts to Lance Stroll rounding a corner and going over a curb.

F1 fan 1: "Dude, watch this video of Nikita mazepin overtaking Lewis Hailton"
F1 fan 2: "Omg yes, show me!"
*Proceeds to get Lance-Strolled*

by Philly deez May 26, 2021

Sleepy Lincoln

When one wakes up in the middle of the night to have a bowel movement.

I woke up at 1am last night and took a sleepy Lincoln.

by Hiawatha’s Song June 19, 2020

Driver’s license

New super song of Olivia Rodrigo

Hey have you listen to the song Driver’s license?
Yeah it’s all over my fyp

by Halouinm January 10, 2021

Lance

A Lance is a boy who you will never forget. A Lance is a boy who struggles with life. He tries to be happy but sometimes can't do it. He likes to be alone but has a few friends who he loves to be with. He's a ladies man, which makes his ex quite jealous. Lance is one of a kind, he is somebody who won't judge you for who you are. He will stay by your side for whatever you go through. You want to date a Lance but you're not sure if he's ready for it. You love Lance, and always will.

Lance, you're the best!
Lance, I love you.

by hang_over November 13, 2019

Left Cup Lance

a rare breed of savage who is ambidextrous (or slightly better with their nondominant hand) on the beer pong court and specializes in hitting the last cup creating a nothing, but beer sound.

Kid: "How'd you do tonight?"
Sav: "Right or Left handed?"
Kid: "Motherfucker, I forgot you were Left Cup Lance."

by Left Cup Lance November 17, 2010

drivers license

this is a song used to dig big holes in the ground (using a shovel or your tears) when you're sad or in the mood to do some bad, sad things. it's a really good metaphor for being sad, heartbroken, lonely or having a self-diagnosed depression. it's also a really uni-song. it fits every mood a human can have, the vibes are just different depending on your current feelings.

david: hey how are you?
julie: drivers license.
david: let me give you a hug then

by owoitsquack February 25, 2021