To insert your head into a womans anal cavity (rectum) and while up there in the abyss you stick your tongue out and slowly start rotating your body just like a lighthouse.
bro # 1: I would lighthouse her for a full minute if you pay me 1,000 dollars for each second.
bro #2: ew dawg that bitch is fat as hell, and you will suffocate up there
bro #1: I cant help it everyday her butt crack shows, shes teasing me dawg
bro #2: ew dawg that bitch is fat as hell, and you will suffocate up there
bro #1: I cant help it everyday her butt crack shows, shes teasing me dawg
by nigger3000 November 16, 2011
When you're lying in bed with your girl or guy on their phone, and you're trying to sleep but they keep shining the light from their phone in your face.
Brian: Tom, you look tired. Rough night?
Tom: Nah, Jen was on instagram and kept lighthousing me when I was trying to sleep.
Tom: Nah, Jen was on instagram and kept lighthousing me when I was trying to sleep.
by Iffy2 September 29, 2015
pop punk jams from the East Great Falls. They have a song called "The Falls" (Originality is their specialty). All members are in fact Chinese, so don't ask again. The drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. The bassist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. The guitarist is an absolute prick because his balls are made of 100% air. And the frontman....well, he's just a big stocky loser. All 5 members (there's one imaginary one) may be classified as "drakesters" based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only Drake Bell. They are trolls on twitter.
by mega man z400 August 23, 2014
The "mini Palm Beach." A small city on the East coast of South Florida known for its affluent population and low diversity. The typical Lighthouse Point person is in their 50's, already retired, plays squash, has two boats, and spends his free time at the Lighthouse Point yacht club. He is married with a blonde trophy wife, and has two kids who go to prep school.
Contrasts with Boca Raton because of its extremely low Jewish population. LHP could be the WASPiest city in Florida.
Kids tend to either go the preppy route or the surfer route, or a mix of both.
Also notable for its highly attractive female population, rampant cocaine use amongst the youth, and wealthy New Englander's who have summer houses in Lighthouse Point.
Contrasts with Boca Raton because of its extremely low Jewish population. LHP could be the WASPiest city in Florida.
Kids tend to either go the preppy route or the surfer route, or a mix of both.
Also notable for its highly attractive female population, rampant cocaine use amongst the youth, and wealthy New Englander's who have summer houses in Lighthouse Point.
Look at that kid with seer-sucker pants, brooks brothers polo, and sperrys. Typical Lighthouse Point brat.
by TrinityBantams May 05, 2011
The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.
by Loopydave August 18, 2018
When a woman rubs lube on their anus and inserts a flashlight into it so that light is visible through their asshole.
by Rodman Randy April 29, 2005
by Peter435 October 03, 2017