lexter

Lame Texters. When you text someone something long, or when you try to have a conversation, and only get short responses back.
Such as "sure", "yep", "ohkay", and "cool"
It is sometimes a way of saying "Leave me the fuck alone."

GUY: hey how was your day?
GIRL: alright.
GUY: did you do anything fun? exciting?
GIRL: yep.
GUY: youre a total lexter, goodbye.

by JohnFraggim April 29, 2009

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Leibered

A fantasy football trade in which the player you received in the trade immediately suffers an injury or demotion.

I have been Leibered. A trade involving Earnest Graham for Braylon Edwards. Immediately after this trade Earnest Graham is demoted due to a suspicious phone call and package of fudge to Jon Gruden.

by Michael Nalick January 22, 2009

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Lesbert

A heterosexual male who spends much of his social time with lesbians. Derived from the words lesbian and pervert, thought to stem from the notion that the man is likely to harbour perverted intentions towards his lesbian friends, possibly secretly and despite outward protestations.

A male fag hag

H: I'm heading to lesbian bar Candy Bar in Soho to dance all day at Gay Pride.
S: Your a man and straight?
H: But I'm a massive lesbert and love watching the girls make out...

by champaign-snatcher July 5, 2011

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leyber

Its not a common name but he who has it is the most loyalest guy you will ever meet hes attractive and has thick hair with dark brown eyes he hides his emotions for the one he likes

Leyber is cool

by Donkey.butthole. September 11, 2016

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Leebert

Leebert is 2 people of All Things Love & All Things Bad.... she's the only person of to exist on what we call earth for a ROBERT.... being birthed by Time & Energy Vibrations of TRUE LOVE. She is the the creation of a Eternal Twin Flame that was set ablaze (impossibly) inside a pool of cold water by 2 of the world's greatest Lovers & warriors, a man (Robert) & a woman (Lee).... She's the exsistance of a True Love no matter what no matter where no matter who... Leebert is (Robert) & Robert is (Lee)... Dubbing the Flames name as Leebert..... Leebert is a very complicated being & can only be understood by her/his makers, because she is him & he is her!. Leebert is ALL, Leebert is TRUE, Leebert is The Love of GOD & the meaning of life...... 👏 congrats to (Lee) "&nn" (Robert). For they are them & them is GODS PROOF OF LOVE & LIFE. Together or NOT.... This flame of love is both good & bad BUT is intentional & eternal!.... Loving, phyco, & whatever one desires to define leebert as, only 1 thing remains Leebert is the real YING YANG TWINS...... so from the windows to the walls.... It's Robert &nn Lee's sweaty balls!

I've met someone... & im feeling really leebert about it.

by Robert Lee.... The Dark light June 13, 2021

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