louisville slugger

when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.

Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.

by phil johnson June 20, 2006

Louisville

Where sobriety goes to die.

(I.E. Bardstown road, 4th street Live, the infield at Derby.)

Conveniently located in the state that gave the world bourbon, Louisville's bars stay open till 4:00-- Unlike its faceless neighbor to the north, where they mostly drink smirnoff at crappy local shows until everyone goes home at 2.

by Celeritas 5k March 28, 2011

Louisville, Kentucky

Louisville, Kentucky is one of the best kept secrets in Kentucky. Most who are not from Louisville think it's a silly place, while those who were born and raised can say its nice in its own respect. It has many flaws a lot of chumps, and kids who think they are SO COOL, mainly in the Highlands area but as a whole its a pretty cool place to live.

Except in the summer. In the summer Louisville is drenched in humidity and 90 degree weather and should be avoided at all costs.

You were born in Louisville, Kentucky? What are you, a hick?

"no."

by Thwap June 29, 2009

louisville ohio

The City where you can leave for 30 years and come back to find the same people in the same bars spewing the same racist crap.

Louisville Ohio Go over to the Town Tavern and see who is there.

by justinhere44641 July 7, 2015

Louisville, KY

By locals pronounced Luh-vull. By far the largest city in Kentucky, and really the only city of any national relevance in the Bluegrass state. Home to outstanding restaurants and great live music. Several bar scenes all throughout the city, stemming from downtown’s 4th Street Live and Main Street, to the Highlands, as well as St. Matthews. Only place in Kentucky where you can party past 1, because bars in the Ville stay open till 4. More museums and art than a city of this size really needs, but too much of a good thing is a good thing. Great college sports town and home to the Louisville Cardinals. Also, the best place to be to really experience the rivalry between UK and UofL considering the huge fan bases that exist here for both teams. Home to Churchill Downs and the greatest two minutes in sports with the Kentucky Derby. Two weeks of festivals and parties building up to the "Run for the Roses". City hosts a swarm of celebrities and political leaders from around the world for the famous Derby event. The Kentucky Derby is a wonderful and exciting time for all Louisvillians. Home to the greatest of all time, Muhammad Ali. Louisville's greatest export besides the Louisville Slugger baseball bat; Kentucky Bourbon. Known as one of the largest whiskey and bourbon consuming cities in the country.
If you are lame, a redneck, a hillbilly, a douche-bag, a dork or nerd, or have some kind of a Napoleon complex, you would love Lexington; Louisville is probably not for you.

"Have yourself a thrill in the-ville"

"Went to the Derby this weekend in Louisville, KY. Man, I love those Kentucky girls"

"Hey, Did you see the UK, UofL basketball game. Louisville hit a game winning 3 pointer with 1 second left. What a game. Go Cards!"

"You stay classy Louisville, KY"

by Villiam09 October 31, 2009

Louisville

A major metropolis of about 690,000 located along the Ohio River in the Lower Midwest. This is also the largest city in the Commonwealth of Kentucky. It is the "Most Southern of Northern Cities."

We pass through and see the incredible skyline of Louisville on my way back to college in northern Kentucky.

by Ryan The Bush-Supporter February 6, 2005

Louisville, co

the most kick ass town in the fucking world and makes supirior look like a chode with no fucking balls god damnit!!!!!

louisville, co is the best town

by Turdmouth December 12, 2010