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little lever 

My hometown, Little lever is a small village located in in between the smog filled shitholes that are Farnworth and Ratcliffe (ratpit).

Entering little lever is like smelling the contents of your arse. the gypsy camp pengs!
Dont spend too much time around this area or you might end up in a body bag, shoe less!

The crime rate is unbelievable, 70% of children under 16 already have an asbo, and little levers most luxurious area:
the avenues. has a asbo rate of 100%.Not 1 of them have worked a day in there life and everyone is seeking benifits.
It makes benefits street (as seen on channel 4) look like disney land!

You can constantly hear the soothing noises of 50cc peddle and pop peds, all of them thinking there nicky hayden while traveling at an abrupt speed of 25mph!
All the males in that area either think they are ex s.a.s, king pins of the drug trade or notorious gangsters, while the woman think there Americas next top model.
women from this area usually loose there virginty around 11/12, every womans fanny looks like squished slug and has been battered multiple times by multiple different people.
If you live there you've proply shagged your own mum its like 1 big giant orgy!

the amount of inbreds has dropped dramitcally in the last 2 year dropping from 80% to 50% but the abortion rate has trippled.
with non of them being able to seek proper treatment the coat hanger is the most bought tool in the area scooping out over 2000 babies a year.
little lever by mr doge January 10, 2014

Chocolate lever 

When a man gets a hand job at the same time as he is pooping.
Ryan loves getting a chocolate lever before work.
Chocolate lever by Warric August 13, 2016
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Saturday Night Lever 

The erection which surfaces during a session on the dancefloor at the local discoteque.
It was clear for everyone at the dance-off to see that Tony Manero really had a Saturday Night Lever.

pulling the lever 

BEATING UR FUCK MEAT AT A SLOW PACE BUT REALLY HARD
i was pulling the lever last night and now i have penis cancer

Beaver Lever 

That girl surely does love yanking on the Beaver Lever
Beaver Lever by Lajopi 292 October 13, 2008

Great Lever 

The roughest area in the uk. Moss side's like disney land comapared to it. Manchesta mandemz gt rushed by great lever. great lever has a seriouse amount of murders and gunshots and has the most stabbings in britain and 1 of the worst place's in the world. advised not to go!

GREAT LEVER: Da hud NOT to go
Mandem 1:Blad u herd tha man gt shot n died strayt up in Great Lever.
Mandem 2:Tha's standard shit Dwn them endz.Get shanked wen u step a foot in der cuz.
Great Lever by UK Advisor January 16, 2009

James Vincent Lever 

An ape by defintion a complusive order and drive to play all things that are xbox related, finds contact with women an awkward and difficult experiance usually with long gaps without sexual intercourse, due to this lack he results to "releasing the whales" aka "Spanking the Monkey" or "Cleaning the pipes" he can be found doing this up to 9 times a day. usually to the familiar sound of Jenna Black being traffic lighted.

James often uses tears as lube for this obesession of his, Social situations can be awkward for this creature, which usually results in sleeping with your best friends...... this can prove to be difficult.

His mateing call is that of obscure dance moves that come in all sizes shapes and forms, you are likely to see somthing similar if you gave a dyslexic ape with a tick extassy,
there is nothing that can compare with this ..... James Vincent Lever
James Vincent Lever by welshie2022 January 15, 2011