Luck of the Latex

The Luck of the Latex refers to the carrying of a condom not only to practice safe sex, but also because of the superstitious belief that it will increase your chances of having sex.

Guy 1: Man, I haven't been gettn' any action at all lately, any tips?

Guy 2: Pack some rubber son, and rely on the Luck Of The Latex.

by For'eal June 25, 2007

latex slut

A woman or transvestite who loves wearing latex and taking lots of cock.

The latex slut got on all fours and received a cum shower all over her rubber ass.

by Latex Slut November 19, 2013

Latex mohawk

The act of slapping a condom onto the top of your partner's head after you are finished ejaculating to make it look as if they have a Mohawk style haircut formed by the used condom.

Jill was not amused when her boyfriend Rick perfomed the latex Mohawk by slapping his used condom on the top of her head when they finished having sex.

by Mgregg85 August 4, 2007

shteck-leterts

sometimes used in combination with leterts which would mean fantastic, awesome, or excellent, shteck - by itself -is just a word used to name something you either don't know the name for, or temporarily forgot.

(used without leterts)
oh man, that lady just hit herself with that shteck!
(used with leterts)
that dogstar concert was shteck-leterts man.

by Bill S. Preston Esquire November 3, 2006

latex condo

1.A condominium made out of latex.
OR
2. What you get when you misread a condom wrapper.

Abe Simpson:Latex condo. Boy I'd like to live in one of those!

by Netmaster5k January 5, 2005

Latex Ready

When a male or female appears to be so slutty/whoreish, that they already have one or more condoms opened and inserted in their orifices for the hopes of possible penetration. Only taken out when nature calls, but immediately re-inserted for continual safety.

Me: "Hey look at that sloot over there."
Tanner: "Which one?"
Me: "That one who's clearly latex ready."

"You see how slutty that girl is dressed, guarantee she's latex ready."

by Kitten The Latex Cat November 18, 2012

latex grenade

Cumming into a condom and filling it with air then popping it on a girl's face.

"Dude I gave Chelsea a latex grenade last night."

by latexgrenademaster August 25, 2014