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hysterical literature 

A series of videos where women read an extract from a book , while being jerked off by a vibrator underneath the table. After the women has an orgasm, She looks into the camera and tells you her name and the book she was reading/just read.
That girl started moaning as she read the book. I then realised she was having an orgasm. That's Hysterical Literature for you.
hysterical literature by KSSLad August 6, 2018
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literature rape 

is when you have such a great opening statement to your speech that the audience gets aroused in the Shakespearean type of a way. Literaturelly.
When the ice breaker is so good you can feel it in your heart you have successfully performed a literature rape on your audience.
literature rape by 4GreenTeam20 November 10, 2018

Literature history 

A subject studied at school that teaches the students nothing that is of any significance to their lives. Literature history is characterized by certain artistic movements that are always a dramatic response to the previous movements, in which (literary) artists act like a crybabies and attention whores in order to express their idiotic feelings.
John: Hey Jack, what are you studying?
Jack: Literature history
John: Rest in peace bro

maturbatory literature 

Literature that can be used to excite ones fantasies. Also called literotica or erotica for short. Usually pertains to things considered taboo in today's world.
I seen a story about father daughter sex in Jacobs room. He must be into maturbatory literature.
maturbatory literature by ToxicAgate September 10, 2015

Doki Doki Literature Club 

A horror game that is very sad but also creepy. I advise not playing it...
JUST MONIKA- Monika, DDLC (doki doki literature club)

Doki Doki Literature Club 

A disturbing game. Just go play the goddamn game. It takes like 4 hours to complete and the game files get shoved around a lot but just play it
Me: Monika is the best girl in Doki Doki Literature Club
Someone: you scare me, is monika controlling you?
Me: no, this is real life dumbass
Them: sounds like something a person being controlled by monika would say

airport literature 

Bad books that people find interesting for a very short period of time, rarely bought and even rarelier finished. Lame biographies, lame romances, etc.
Person 1: I wrote this book, you should check it out.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.
airport literature by Derpafish February 15, 2023