Laziness

Being lazy is not an affliction; it is a blessing. Those of us who embrace laziness soon wonder why we tried so long to deny ourselves its comforts. People are fucked, the world is fucked, so sit back and light up. What else you got to do?

Laziness:

Bro 1: You lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know.

Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.

by gimmedatsammich November 12, 2010

Lavika

A cool kid.
She is good at everything.
If you find a Lavika you are a very lucky person.

seal 1: wow Lavika is so hawt
seal 2: I heard she's a good person too go for it dood
seal 3: guys we're seals we don't do humans

by aminal.carckers.in.ma.soup October 28, 2019

lazita

a cool fashion diva who makes a very good friend

wow that lara's got style

by natazzle November 9, 2004

Lazinitis

A disease where some kid cant do something he doesnt want to do cause if he does..he'll.(or) its just another word for a bum ass motherfucking JEW!

Sorry willis..i cant give you the math hw cause i have Lazinitis.

by The Jewish Juggarnaut February 18, 2009

Laiku Dowling

A person that has more than one name for his cock simulator, such as War-Head, Grim Reaper, Armageddon, Kamakazie. He has a V-8 6 cylinder powerhouse which delivers over 500 gallons per cumshot. He used his penis to stop Adolf Hitler and Pedo Bear (single-handily).

Laiku Dowling: Unleash the Kraken!
Mia Khalifa: Fill me with your ink!
Laiku Dowling: Fire up the powerhouse!
Madison Ivy: I'm your German bitch!

by Laiku Dowling April 13, 2017

Chirp of laziness

The background sound usually heard in Tik Tok videos of section 8 housing dwellers that neglect to replace the battery in the smoke detector.

Tyrone wasn't expecting the "chirp of laziness" to overpower his vocals in his latest gangsta rap video.

by Linusdoodle33 June 12, 2023

laiken

Laiken is a word often used to describe the most beautiful and amazing person in the world.

Wow, laiken, you are wearing a most wonderful necklace...

by geshmo :) December 9, 2004