Lays Plastiqué la Moose

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.

Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.

by Sharkey & Bubbles March 10, 2023

laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

laying eggs

Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays.

I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all those shots.

by E Style November 23, 2006

laying chickie

acting as a lookout for someone perpetrating a crime. When the lookout sees the authorities or any witnesses he alerts the perps by shouting out "chicky, chicky chicky" as opposed to "cops".

since he was so young the gang had Marvin laying chickie while they boosted swag from parked cars.

by Deanmc430 October 21, 2010

Lassic

Next level Classic situation. It's past retro but not quite classic: the best place to be.

#Baby you're so Lassic#

by ElPolloDeDiablo January 3, 2015

Mango Lassitude

The drowsy state that one achieves after eating a large meal at an Indian restaurant.

Thank you for dinner Anoop. Such mango lassitude I have, I could schluff off right here.

by Ville De Chaya May 27, 2009

East Lansing High School

A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.

I went to East Lansing High School

by homerspimpson20 April 15, 2020