latchkey kid

A child (usually younger like age 7-13) who comes home (usually from school) to an empty house and is left unsupervised and to fend for themselves until someone older comes home to watch over them. This is usually done for 2-4 hours. This name/phrase originates from the latchkey of a door because the child is often given the responsibility/privilege/burden of carrying a key to the house around with them (even in school). The key is typically worn around the neck or kept in a hidden area of the book bag but is also sometimes hidden under a door mat of the house, or in some other hidden location near the door.

See also: child neglect

Every day little Stephen has to come home to an empty house and raise himself from 3-6. He bears the burden of being a Latchkey Kid.

by Home Alone for Realz September 3, 2009

nigga with a rocket launcher

when people, come out as a certain orientation, sexuality, etc, and a random ass nigga comes and says "I'm a nigga with a rocket launcher

Video about people coming out: I'm Gay, I'm Lesbian, I'm Bi, I'm Transgendered... (nigga dragging rocket launcher) I'm a nigga with a rocket launcher

by Shadowphantom January 18, 2017

Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."

by biggerspeck December 7, 2007

launching

A word used in Memphis to describe The act of Bullshitting or lying

You- "I'm going to get the new foamposites tomorrow."
Me- "You launching Bruh."

by White ¢ho¢olate June 29, 2014

spooge launcher

A penis capable of an emphatic discharge, either by velocity, distance or both.

I made a real mess with my spooge launcher last night. I still haven't found all of it yet.

by wild chewbacca September 12, 2011

squid launch

The most inappropriate kind of shitting session usually occurring at work or in the presence of ladies.

I was at this chick's apartment last night just about to get busy until I was forced to go do a squid launch!

by yap2 September 22, 2015

Soft launch

A photo preview of a talking stage before it becomes an official relationship on social media.ie) taking photos of their dinner plate and their hands, half their face or their shoes as to allude there's someone special in your life.

Kayla: Oh are you guys official now?
Hannah: No, we're doing a soft launch of our relationship incase it doesn't work out
Kayla: Good idea!

by beezkneez97 July 4, 2021