Lauren Burnell 

Nanny plum Trumpet blower 🎺

Spencer: will you blow my trumpet Lauren burnell

Lauren Burnell by Laurenburnelly February 7, 2022

Lauren brown 

A wonderful and charming beauty. A women of excellence and the princess of peace. Lauren is loved by all of her employees. Drain plug loves her the most though….

“Wow! You almost look as good as Lauren brown!”

Lauren brown by Mahdi company June 5, 2022

Lauren Bauer 

MOMMY. The Ass queen of CP. So hot.

"Dude, Lauren Bauer just posted"
"Dude, I know that shit is gas."

Lauren Bauer by PeterDamionDanielsDonnelly June 22, 2023

Lauren Boebert 

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater

“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”

Lauren Boebert by Willybear April 22, 2025

Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.

There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.

Lauren Blow-bert by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

Laurel b-12 

She’s so hot

Hi Laurel b-12, how are your pillows doing today?

Laurel b-12 by Bassmaster24 February 10, 2022

Lauren's basement

Jeremy Shada is trapped here.
Probably Steven Yeun too.

Help them.
You most likely won't understand this unless you're Voltron trash

"Did Jeremy finally get out of Lauren's basement?"
"I think she only let him out for that interview, but he still revealed klance to be canon for the 58618283234th time"

Lauren's basement by Deathlysilence January 20, 2018