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[Cleopatra's laundromat]

in between folding laundry loads for a guy an egyptian girl gives the guy a few blowjobs so he doesnt get bored and she loves it and just asks for more cum to swallow all night long ;)
Chris says to May, "Dont worry, ill let u go down on me in between folding my laundry so you'll get 3 loads... 2 to fold,and 1 to swallow. You'll be my Cleopatra's laundromat, tonight."
by Maie November 8, 2007
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laundryball

A sport that almost all men play, whereby they yeet their dirty underwear into the laundry hamper from wherever they happen to be when they remove them.
"Would you stop playing laundryball, you are bad at it, and I am tired of always picking up your dirty underwear from the floor!"
by MikeSynonymous March 11, 2021
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Laundromateer

One of those brave regulars at your local laundromat.
"Charles was a true laundromateer. He could even coax free rinse cycles from the older machines in the back."
by Elk Pizzle December 4, 2012
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LaundrySauce

A pretty cool guy on the minecraft server Cpe. He murders new Fa-Friends for entertainment and tracks down bases for absolutely no reason other than the fact that he doesnt like hectos.
Anarchyguy: "Bro have you seen laundrysauces new video, he griefed a giant base for operation no russian! !"
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laundromat

A front or facade where illegally obtained money is cleaned to make the money look as if it was legally obtained.
The ice cream shop was just a laundromat for all the money daddy big bucks earned from selling heroine.
by fantasma94 April 25, 2022
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Laundrybear

"Do you know Laundrybear?"
"He's married to Astrophysisist, right?"
by Captain C Goober December 31, 2023
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Laundromat

Laundromat (noun; plural: laundromats)

Traditionally, a laundromat is a public place where people wash and dry their clothes using coin-operated machines. However, in a more humorous or slang sense, a laundromat can refer to a person who “cleans dirty money” for you or someone who helps make a messy situation look squeaky clean.

Verb: to laundromat = to clean or fix something (often figuratively) for someone, especially when it looks suspicious or needs a quick cover-up.
Bro, you really laundromatted that story before telling your parents.
by Bullism October 6, 2025
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