laserfuck

When you shoot someone in the eye with a laser pointer.

"you just got laserfucked"

"That guy tried to laserfuck the president and got killed by the secret service"

by isaidyo February 11, 2014

loserface

when someone is such a loser and/or has committed numerous "loserish" acts, this is the term to describe them.

holy shit, that kid charles is SUCH a loserface.

by brookaliciouss July 12, 2007

leaderface

Someone who tries to pretend they're a leader, but they actually don't know the first thing about leading people.

Unfortunately, modern society has a lot of people engaging in leaderface, even when its known that those people don't know the first thing about leading.

MAGA: Justin Trudeau engages in blackface by painting his face black, while Dylan Mulvaney engages in womanface by being a born-male who tries to look & act like a woman.

Normal person: So, would that then mean that Donald Trump engages in leaderface by trying to lead people around, even though all he's ever cared about is himself?

MAGA: ..........

Normal person: Honestly, there's NEVER been a time he's cared for anyone other than himself.

MAGA starts to tear up & cry, then turns around & runs away, having been exposed for their hypocrisy}

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre April 25, 2023

Lazerface

To be geeked to the point where anything can happen and anything can be, either being smoked out to the point of hallucionation through sheer exaustion or taking a large amount of psychotropics and/or various narcotics.

Oh my god, Becky! Merlin and i were so lazerfaced! TYVM for that awesome hookup on them "shroomz"!!!

by Ameriacana aberdeen dankoscity May 15, 2010

Laurface

The act of loving someone's face so much they tear uncontrollably out of joy.

1) Oh man, did you see Joe at the party? He totally laurfaced Michelle!

2) I'm going to laurface you so bad!

3) All I ever want to do is laurface you

by Josh4823794fh January 18, 2008

LaceFace

A nickname coined to young overweight unattractive girls on personal networking sites (like myspace, facebook, bebo) that take thousands of pictures of their good aspects (usually the face, close ups on eyes, and feet or hands). Sometimes thats all they have, or very old pictures of them or overly photoshopped pictures of them. They are usually in a relationship but put up skanky pictures for attention and will whine if they don't have enough photo comments. You will notice many many pictures of themselves however when it comes to doing similar videos of them there is none. There are also no pictures of them around other people usually. Also, pictures of them tagged or on other peoples pages you can see that they are unattractive and bigger than all their own pictures.

"I just added this really hot chick, check it out"
"No, dude, that's just another laceface"

"I met this great girl on myspace but she looked better on myspace"

"This girl has a hundred different awards for contests with their pictures, but all their pictures are super blurry facial close ups. She must be a laceface."

by Colleen82 June 17, 2009

Loserface

Angry Yung Femail with Batman belly rings or sidekick phones.

LoserFace smelt nice today, dont you think?

by Momorabecca June 24, 2009