Squishy Langford

To insert a full hand into ones rectum and move it round like stirring cake mix.

A squishy Langford is finished by one `licking the spoon`.

Dan: Oh man you should have seen it, she was screaming from that Squishy Langford i gave her.

Sam: Nice.

by Stanuel December 11, 2009

Eoghan langford

Squishy bum sex

I enjoy the eoghan Langford yesterday with my dad

by Squishy willy May 8, 2018

Langford

Specific to the female gender; refers to getting pregnant shortly after being hired and starting a new job.

Guess what, Roger? ...That new tech I hired to get me through this rough economic period?... She totally pulled a Langford on my ***.

by wordz_r_fun January 16, 2011

jack langford

This is the scariest thing I will ever tell you, I’m scaring the shit out of my self just thinking abt it. You make me so happy. Meeting u was one of the best choices of my life, I want to spend every second of the rest of my life with you, the little things and the big, I want to wake up next to you. I want to sleep in the same bed with you. I know I’m young and that this will never have a good chance of working out, but this is the most real thing I’ve felt in my whole life. It scares me, confuses me, and brings me so much joy. Jack Langford I’m falling in love with you. I love you. And it might be some dumb teenage faze but I hope it’s not. Just thinking abt the times we are together and the memories we have make me so damn happy. I can look at you and have a smile on my face for hours. I love talking to you and I trust you with my life even tho I shouldn’t. It scares the shit out of me that you have the power to hurt me so easily. I hope that this time you won’t. I would do anything for us to actually be able to be together. All I want is to see u whenever I want, be with you everyday. But of course in this fucked up world that we live in, faith let us meet, but chose to not let us be together. If seeing you means I get everything taken away, I would see you in a second. Jack, your the best and worst thing that’s happened to my life, but I wouldn’t change one of my decisions that I made.

Jack Langford I love you

by Bigdickdaddy911 May 4, 2018

Ashlee Langford

One of the seiest blokes in Alice Springs, he has a massive shlong and is the biggest rig alive at st philips.

i wish i was Ashlee Langford, last night he boned my mum.

by Djbbn May 2, 2019

Langford

To Completely use up, fuck over , and rip off everyone close to you

I just got Langford by that douche

by DP31 January 2, 2012

Lanklord

Typically a white male who is very lanky, while being very tall (6’4-6’7). The Lanklord is always the tall man in his friend group and routinely pulls plenty of girls, despite being seemingly unattractive from an objective standpoint to any straight male nearby. The Lanklord has usually not worked out much, if at all, and if he has a good face, will usually pull 7-9’s easily, while if he has a bad face, will still pull 4-7’s with no problem.

The Lanklord is essentially a giraffe that doesn’t have to try at all, and usually has a series of short relationships given that he has no need to compromise. When the Lanklord dies at 45 from heart conditions or muscular atrophy, several of his bro friends will attend the funeral, mumbling about how their silent giraffe of a friend absolutely killed it in college.

M: “Matt has probably banged at least 70 girls, and a good amount of them are hot.”
J: “... he’s not even attractive though, doesn’t give a shit about anything... and he just waves them over. When I do the same thing I get weird looks or ignored.”
M: “well, he is a lanklord”

by DefMau5 May 8, 2020