Llangston

A heterosexual man who is cool, flamboyant, flirty, and has a feministic personality who has no trouble with the ladies but still needs to have at least a couple men on the side to be his bitch and grope whenever he pleases.

A.K.A - A heterosexual man whore.

Guy 1 - "Look at that guy with all the ladies around him. How is he so lucky?"
Guy 2 - "It's cause hes a Llangston man, I'd watch my junk though cause hes eyeing you up too."
Guy 1 - "Oh sh*t, a Llangstons' after me. I'm both scared and strangely aroused by his deep and piercing gaze into my soul."

by Bored_Guy_07 February 8, 2010

Lanstoned

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013

langton

Hardcore guy who takes no shit and always tells you what he thinks.

That bastard just went langton on me, I don't think I deserved that.

by jplk December 17, 2004

Langtonian

A person who lives in Kirkcaldy, the history being that the town was once seen as a long town.

If you lived in the Langtoon (LongTown) you were a Langtonian

by Fifelass May 9, 2013

langstone spliff

the act of smoking the weed as inconspicuously as possibe , involving carfully emptying out a ciggarette , mixing the backy with the strongest but moderetly priced weed that you are in possesion of , then mixing it with the backy and ramming it back inside the ciggarette to complete the process

alex fisher : fuckin hell boys i had a well strong spliff walking 2 mcdonalds yesterday to get me sis a McChicken sandwich extra value meal i got away with it because i rammed my draw in a langstone spliff nd i got so wrecked , got a fag or sum cash 4 sum food ?

by the anal penortrator October 5, 2005

russell langton

A slang term used when some1 gets killed while testing an ejector seat in the back garden. Also russell langton is a disturbed child who enjoys wearing womens underwear while making out with navdeep.

shit man .. that russell langton was nasty

by Lurch January 14, 2005

Langton Girls

a better school than the boys school and very modest. famous for eleanor, who is the queen of the girls school. like name one other person with the chill personality of eleanor. like seriously everyone else is an add-on. mr green “is fit” and every girl prays on him like god. for a better and fitter teacher, see Langton Boys. at this school you’re either weird or like omg so cute!?! the school is falling apart and the discos are better at Langton boys.

“Wait you go to Langton Girls??”
“Yes”
“Do you know eleanor?”

by vscoisnotallowed September 11, 2019