Lambering

Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.

Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.

by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017

Lambrini Tuesday

A tradition dating back to the 1st of October 2019. Participants tape a 1.5L bottle of lambrini to each hand and must finish them within the 3 hour time limit before going out.
Those who fail face a fine usually in the form of an eyebrow slit.

Hey Brian, you up for lambrini Tuesday before we go out tonight?

by Finlaywright99 November 26, 2019

lambrini

an alcoholis beverage which is cheap but good =
mostly consumed by lightweights.

Kirsty: Melissa are you drunk
Melissa: Yes iv had 2 glasses of lambrini

by Kirsty & Sarah July 14, 2007

lazerbrain

a person or animal with a robotic brain that has the ability to fire lazer beams from said brain

Yo, i got a lazerbrain dog!

by snakeshift75 November 5, 2010

Lambrini Girls

The modern Lambrini Girl; as ever she just wants to have fun, but she is also woke, a bit skittish at times, uses the word 'gal' and is equally happy to refer to a fellow female compadre with what could be seen as a masculine term, such as mate, bro or fam.
She is also charitable, likes animals and has a penchant for outdoor adventure.

She's so fun, definitely one of the modern Lambrini girls!

by TheRealSteveMadden May 23, 2019

Lamering

When someone is doing something ridiculously lame. But cool at the same time.

Joe: "Hey there kelly, what are you doing?!"

Kelly: "Nothing just sitting at home, being bored."

Joe: "Kelly stop lamering!!"

by Pablo tidbitts. February 25, 2010

Reverse lambering

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021