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Kazaking

A form of realaxed Kayaking or canoeing. The term originated in Hastings, England to explain a more laid back paddling style that takes advantage of currents and naturally occuring tidal flows.
Not quite a portmanteau (Lazy and Kayaking). It is put to use to observe Marine mamals such as dolphins and to aid the tired Paddler.
Kazaking is the Best way to follow a pod of Dolphins
by Slendersunfish September 21, 2011
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kuzka's mother

"to show Kuzka's mother to someone"

"to teach someone a lesson, to punish someone in a brutal way".

The closest English equivalent is "to make it hot for someone" or "to make target's life hell."
Student 1: "man screw this class. i hate this professor"
Murbaticus: "I will show you Kuzka's mother!"
Student 2: "oh Scheiße! stoff is going down!"
by Bigger Jigger November 6, 2013
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kutaki

kú-ta-kee: vagina. Derived from an Asiafication of the words "coochie" and "poontang".
Oooh, baby, give me the kutaki!
by Hal Jackson April 24, 2006
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kutakata

(n) a euphemism for pussy
That's a pink kutakata you got there.

I'm trying to get all in her kutakata.
by Homeless Dave January 26, 2005
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Kazakhstan national anthem

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
by Blue 000 December 7, 2020
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kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.
My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.
by JOHNSON October 19, 2003
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Kazakhstan

The holiest country on the planet. Home of Borat Sagdiev, and Azamat Bagatov.
Let's make a pilgrimage to Kazakhstan, home of Borat Sagdiev, and Azamat Bagatov.
by Wtfusaytomeulittleshit November 25, 2019
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