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kurtosis

Big old booty. Term used by statistics geeks and hedge fund weenies. From the Greek word kurtos, meaning bulging, kurtosis is a measure of how "tight" a probability distribution of a random variable is around the mean. A positive kurtosis value indicates that many values fall far away from the mean, which are called "fat tails" when shown graphically.
Sir Mix-a-Lot would dig the slammin' kurtosis on that chick!

Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?
by junk in da trunk January 15, 2008
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I am Kratos!

Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.

You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
"What you said didn't even make sense!"

"Shut up! I AM KRATOS!!!"
by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010
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Kratos

Probably the most badass character in all of video game history. In his first game, God of War, he is sent to dethrone Ares, the god of war, hence the game's title. Along his journey he kicks major ass in epic levels and solves ball-busting puzzles. With the help of Pandora's Box he kicks the shit out of Ares and becomes the new God of War. That is where his second adventure starts from.
Kratos will own your ass.
by justblaze216 November 26, 2007
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Kratom

Kratom refers to the plant Mitragyna speciosa Korth., a tree indigenous to Thailand; it is mostly grown in the central and southern regions of the country, and only rarely in the north.

The effects of Mitragyna speciosa are described as being a combination of both stimulation and sedation. The stimulatory effects may be shorter in duration than the sedation effect, coming on faster and fading sooner. Kind of like an opiate high.
I'm going to drink a little Kratom tea and chill.
by Ethnobotanicalist November 14, 2004
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Kratos

The main Character in God of War. Also a mythological character. He was a spartan warrior who when defeated by barbarians pledged his life to the God of War Ares. This granted him power that led to him becoming the avatar for Ares on earth and Kratos is basically a powerhouse until he goes on a killing spree and murders his wife and kids. Kratos realizes this deception and sets out to find Pandora's box to defeat Ares, which results in the most awesome ending of Kratos getting screwed over by the gods of Olympus and then becoming the new God of War.
Kratos is the badass video game character of the year.
by Ghalleon June 24, 2005
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Kratochvil

Uncommon last name, with Czech and Slovakian background....hard to spell, hard to pronounce!
That girl over there, she's a Kratochvil, she's from Slovakia...
by BK0923 April 27, 2011
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Kratos

Verb.
The highest level of ass-kicking physically possible. Named for the protagonist of the God of War video game series, Kratos. "Kratosing" someone generally involves stabbing, bone breaking, eye-gouging, head tearing, and occasionally disembowelment.
Officer 1: What happened here?
Officer 2: Dodecatuple homicide.
Officer 1: Dudes got seriously Kratosed.
by Wilson Poole June 16, 2010
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