KRUMP

To dance with you sad child becuse no one else would

Marge Simpson: I'll krump with you sweetie pie

by ENTROPY PRINCESS OF CHAHOS June 12, 2019

krump session

a gathering 4 krumpin or a battle

man imma bout 2 go hit it diz krump session man it every body gonna b amped
christ up!

by buck boy September 1, 2006

Krump stump

Krump stump is another name for male genitalia. Krump being a non gender word, Krump stump defines the male sexual organ protuding from the Krump.

Kelly likes to get on my Krump stump before work to relieve stress.

by DJ Or Derb March 9, 2011

Krump Muffin

A dance that's so ghetto-ly delicious you can eat it as a meal. A lot like an epileptic seizure. Not to be confused with a crump-stick.

Damn, that girls baking a Krump Muffin on the dancefloor.

by MK & HP April 27, 2011

krump pony

Aussie slang for vagina.

“I feel like krump pony tonight”

“Alright boys, let’s go find some krump pony”

by Krump pony May 9, 2019

Krump dump

A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.

Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.

by Spaz and peezy June 30, 2023

Frumple Krump

A frumple krump occurs when a woman on the dance floor begins shaking her lower belly or hips with such wild, ungoverned enthusiasm that nearby observers experience both awe and mild concern. The movement is typically circular, unpredictable, and powered by pure confidence.

Habitat:

Nightclubs

Bachelorette parties

Any venue playing early‑2000s throwbacks

The exact center of the dance floor for maximum visibility

Behavioral Notes:

Often triggered by a favorite song, a hype friend, or a sudden burst of “I paid for this outfit and I’m gonna use it.”

The dancer may enter a trance‑like state where rhythm becomes optional.

Spectators may form a loose perimeter for safety.

Warning Signs:

Hands go up

Hair gets flipped

A drink gets handed to a friend with the phrase “Hold this, watch me.”

“Bro, she hit the dance floor and immediately started doing a full‑power frumple krump. I swear the DJ turned the bass down out of respect.”

by SLincoln172 January 2, 2026