Kowalski, Analysis

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"Kowalski, analysis" is a meme made by intelligent penguins.

by ImmanoboDy November 2, 2018

Kowalska

A polish mother who is a clean freak and bipolar , wont stop cleaning and baking cakes. Bitches about her skinny ass and always drinks tea with lemon.

Man that Kowalska is a crazy ass bitch.

OR

She's acting Kowalska

by Gorgezendin December 5, 2010

kowalski

an unrepentent cat toy breaker

Fosh kowalskied poor Sammy's squeaky toy. : (

He denied responsibility, claiming "I don't have to look where I'm walking!"

by gracesdecember May 6, 2008

Kowalski Shower

When four ethnic men, one of which is Italian, hold you under a shower head, while the shower is running and while you are unconscious, and have there way with you.

Dude, at that party last night, Steve got a Kowalski Shower.

by Tyzentar November 20, 2011

Kowasaki

The local vampires. A very blondely misunderstood version of Nosferatu.

After I discovered their identities, the Kowasaki threatened my life.

by Dead Girl Walking November 8, 2004

Kowasaki

A typical blonde haired quad dealer. They tend to be stocky and testy.

That kid Erick is a Kowasaki

by mskke January 19, 2010

Kowalski

A penguin that do analysis

Kowalski, analysis

by Gabmiral October 26, 2018