Used when someone is hooking up and the excited friend is too drunk to properly text and alert the 40 expectant friends waiting for the event to occur that, indeed, the impossible is happening.
by serial kook ipper November 23, 2010
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Get the koolin mug.Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.
"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"
"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"
"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"
by Bob321 March 19, 2007
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Get the Penis Koozie mug.Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.
by GJVD July 18, 2009
Get the Plo Kooning mug.A plump chatterbox. Upper half looks like a pug-dog, lower half resembles a walrus, generally looks like a pear. Knows how to irritate people (phucknut). Notorious of avoiding any kind of responsibility at work and is extremely vociferous of anything ever accomplished by self.
by Dafty February 8, 2005
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