Kookie

(Noun)
Word used to describe a significant other, often used by the male in the relationship in reference to his girlfriend/wife. More often used through text messages or instant messgages because of the awkwardness of the word. Also used during sex when the female asks her counterpart to "talk dirty". Similiar words may include: sweetie, baby, bae, etc.

Say kookie, when you coming over so we can do the dirty dirty.

by Ian Rene May 15, 2008

kooky

Something cool or exiting. The same as "kookie" but a different spelling

"you're going to the zoo? kooky dude!

by chebby-chubby September 19, 2006

Kookies

Marijuana cookies

Hey, man, don't eat all kookies at once! They're not "instant"... Aw, dude, you're 'bout to be f*cked up.

by Rue36 January 28, 2017

Kookie

A word to disguise the word kiss, so your parents don't know what your talking about.

I had a kookie with Nicki today!

Tonight I might share my first kookie with him!

by Blargalicious April 1, 2009

kookies

A food invented by Vash. Ingredients include: Amphetomines, Listerine, Windex, Toothepaste, Soap, More Windex, Paper, Some Copper Stuff With A Long Name, Gadifgergifger, Crack, Butt Crack, Pot, Soda Pot, Ass-Meats, and Sugar.

These Kookies are f***ing delicious. My Tummy hurts. Why are there fish in the sky?

by KirbyKollector September 14, 2003

Kooky Mexican

A kooky Mexican is one who does anything a steriotypical Mexican does. (I.E gardening, gangbanging, planting, lawn mowing, soccer (football), and pretending to be George Lopez)

"Hey John, what team are the English playing in soccer (football)?" "Dude, are you stupid, they are playing the Kooky Mexicans" "ohhhhhh I get it"

by Ballinout June 12, 2015

Kookie Monster

n. A peculiar and rare sexual act during which one defecates into the palm of one's hand and proceeds to shake the hand of another party.

"Hey Chris, I'm going to give you a kookie monster"
"...You know how I know you're..."
"Shut up and give me your hand"

by Rachel Ironbutler October 21, 2008