Kony-ing

The act of going to the McDonalds Drive-thru, buying a few ice cream cones and throwing them all into an empty back seat for your "Invisible Children"

I made a huge mess in the back of my car when I went Kony-ing.

by N.Silva June 16, 2012

KONY 2012

A scam. A huge propaganda that was needed to be given a reason for the U.S. or UN to intervene. These trendy idiots think buying the products of InvisibleChildren is really going to help. If you actually really want to help, go to the country. You think a revolution is going to happen behind the computer? Wow.

"Yeah I think i'm gonna buy this bracelet and nice looking shirt!"

"Brainwashed, media invested, social attached idiots. Kony 2012 is just a scam."

by Jewelrynice November 7, 2012

Kony Kid

Anyone who advertises their support for making Joseph Kony infamous, but didn't give a shit about Africa last week.

Kony Kid: Guys! Did you hear about how bad things just got in Africa?
A normal person: Yea, i saw that on Facebook.. posted by everyone, twice. Stupid Kony Kid.

by That one guy from Albuquerque June 15, 2012

Kony 2012

A project on the internet to make Joseph Kony 'famous'. He is apparently the worst thing EVER, even worse than Hitler and Justin Bieber. He apparently trains kids to kill each other and mutilates their faces and shit in Uganda. However despite the bonerific quality of the video, produced by Jason Russel(who was caught masturbating in public days later), most people including myself think that its another load of overhyped shit made up as an excuse for Americans to exploit ugandan resources.

It also involves 'cover the night', a bullshit thing where people were supposed to hang Kony posters and shit on April 20. Only shitty graffiti saying 'stop konie now' was placed, usually in random colours.

I guarantee you this WAS HUGE fucking news in early 2012, just in case youre reading in future, but practically forgotten by this stage.

James: OMG Kony 2012 is like gonna change the world like OM-fukin'-G!!!!!!!111one1!

by FPSJesus1996 October 29, 2012

KONY 2012

The ultimate dickriding bandwagon experience. This is even worse than the dickriding of Haiti 2010 or Obama 2008. The concept of KONY 2012 is to raise awareness about a Ugandan war criminal named Joseph Kony. The white liberals seek to cure their white liberal guilt and satisfy their self-righteous selves by posting stickers, sending videos, etc about Joseph Kony. They are oblivious to the fact that the current problems in that region stem primarily from western imperialism and colonialism and so are unable to see the silliness and stupidity of asking the institutions who murdered, raped, pillaged the people of africa to now come and save the day. White liberals must understand that the white nations really have no moral authority to send their armies into the lands of Africa. The slavery mentality that black people will never get ahead or achieve anything valid unless white people help is what is keeping the black man in a state of decline.

My friend - "Why are all these white suburban high school kids wearing KONY 2012 shirts"

Me - "Because they want the government to help the Ugandan military kill war criminals"

My friend - "You mean they want white western nations to train Africans on how to kill other Africans"

Me - "Yes, exactly what it is"

by nigerianamericanwithanopinion June 15, 2012

KONY 2012

Term which has been pissing all of the non gullible people on this earth. The term is supposed to bring awareness to the youtube hit video Kony 2012 which speaks of a man named Joseph Kony. It's getting pretty fucking annoying if you ask me.

(youtube music video)

Douche bag/gullible prick - KONY 2012!

Normal people - That was a nice song....

by skcmusic August 17, 2012

Kony Hunting

Going to Uganda independently of State and Government, to kill Joseph Kony. Often involves long range rifles, explosive ordinances and sexual torture devices.

Gee whiz, I sure am feeling oppressed today, I'm buying a ticket and going Kony Hunting.

by NachoFiasco June 17, 2012