Kodiak bear

a large religion teacher who is interrupting in his long religiously obessesed speeches by students asking questions such as, "is it gay if u wear a condom?" Occasionally grunts like a kodiak bear.

The kodiak bear is part of the daycare zoo along with the aflac duck

by Howard Dean April 22, 2004

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Just Kodiak Things

When someone from Alaska mentions doing something out of the norm, they can explain it by saying it’s “Just Kodiak Things”.

Baxter: during the summer in Alaska, people drive with blow up dolls in the back of their trucks to watch the sunset.

Megan: Why?

Baxter: it’s Just Kodiak Things.

by Memehayla September 5, 2018

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Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting 3 plates Keith had to run to the bathroom to perform a emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023

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Kodiak

Put before a word to define it as weird, scary, strong or scary. Comes from the “Kodiak Bear”

Video: shows a guy weirdly laughing
Comment: Y’all haven’t heard of the Kodiak laughing?

Video: shows a dog that can fly
Comment: Y’all haven’t heard of the Kodiak dog?

by bababababababbbebebebebe December 11, 2023

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Overcooking or over grilling an expensive piece of meat and ruining it. Used mainly among the grilling and barbecuing community. When you "Kodiak" a piece of meat on the grill, it is black and dry; nearly inedible. This can be caused by not paying attention to the grill, or by being inexperienced on a particular grill or with a particular cut of meat.

George: "I'm going to smoke some beef ribs on my new smoker before I try and smoke a brisket on it."

Adolf: "Good idea. You don't want to 'Kodiak' an expensive cut of meat like a brisket."

by Young Guns August 13, 2022

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