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kobiashimaru

In Star Trek II: The no win scenario that all starfleet commanders faced upon leaving the academy. There is no way to beat the simulation to see how a commander can cope with such a scenario.


However, Captain Kirk got a medal of ingenuity from Starfleet by beating the simulation by reprogramming the computer to have a situation in which he could win.
It's the only known solution and noone has been able to reproduce it but Kirk.
A kobiashimaru- when a guy loses a girl and it's his fault- and he absolutely can't get her back and its tearing him apart- but he has noone to blame but himself.
by Vithar April 27, 2003
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Kobie

a turd that contains chunks of food
Oh look at that kobie in my toliet
by rosaburger May 7, 2016
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kobeissi

Sexy cool amazing and gets all the girls without even trying
Kobeissi is so cool
by Kobeissi September 11, 2019
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Kobistan

A Monarch Country, Founder Kobe Paracha their Writing system characters are made every Hour or milliseconds.

Even A Cat Shima Luan is the Current Monarch since 30K Trillion years ago.And a Population of 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. the Royal family are named Paracha.
My country 'Kobistan" Upgrades its Writing system Everyday.
by Kobe Paracha March 30, 2021
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Kobes

When you're just too lazy to add that extra syllable to the popular Philly slang word "Kobe."

It's a fun and interesting way to say okay. Guaranteed to start up a great conversation.
Alex: Yo, wanna hit up the gym? I need to work my glutes.

Katharine: Hella yes. Let's go to Praline's after. I'm feeling chocolate chip.

Alex: Kobes.
by Kobemaster17 February 21, 2011
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Kobie

Kobie is the name usually given to sexually challenged males of Australia with unusual addictions to the online game "Maple Story". Kobie's enjoy sexxing Roos and abusing their little brothers.

The Kobies vocabulary is consisted of :
Lol
You Fail
Plawx
Out Of Mesorz
Penor
Roflcopter
omghouse
lmaonade
Zomg That Kobie Is Pwning that Roo In teh anus while killing hordes of squids!!!
by josstin und ingi November 6, 2007
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kobeist

A man who fucking rapes people.
Bush is a kobeist.
by Osama bin Laden November 1, 2003
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