Muphin Shite Knut

Crappy computer. Shite is rarely used.

Dammit MUPHIN KNUUUUT!

by Shorty September 20, 2003

knut arne

A man who is too Norwegian to even speak English

wow can u even Knut arne

by LolOaNDRE February 24, 2017

Knut

A very strange name. Very mean and likes to hang out on the Hub
Knut is a Norwegian name but Knut is often from another country, maybe Estonia. Knut is also a mongo and can get mistaken for a monkey. Knut has a "sallamiröv".

-That guy is thicc.
-His name is Knut

by crazyfrog6969 April 28, 2020

Knut

Knut is the name of a man with the physique of a greek god, and a long beatiful ponytail that shines like a brilliant golden star. His skin is the color of blood, a testimate to his everlasting endurance in the face of the dangers of the universe. Knut can attract any organism he wishes with his alluring charisma, and giant testicles that reach to the floor.

He has the ability to make anyone he wants a star, most notably Marcus Kabelo Møll Mosele, or "Kamelen". He spends most of his days passing on his wisdom to students at the "Bergen Cathedral School" in western Norway. He can often be spotted wearing a stylish flannel shirt and socks with sandals.

Student 1: I love Knut! He's our best teacher by far.
Student 2: I know right! Knut is so cool!
Student 3: I am not the biggest fan of Knut.
Rest of the class: <<Hangs him by the neck out the window>>

by Trygve Slagsvold Vedum January 8, 2025

knut are

Knut Are is commonly seen as a hermit of some sort. Knut Are is a person who sticks to himself, as he's extremely weird and possibly the new UNA-bomber.

Person 1:
Hey, have you seen Knut Are in a while?

Person 2:
Nope! He's problably in a cave somewhere, writing his new manifesto.

by Totally My R34L Name December 30, 2016

Donkey knut

Any in game, real money costing currency

I just spent 5000 donkey knuts on this new skin. Only cost me $10.

by Elpeety June 18, 2024

Knut Helge

a name commonly used for people who are too hot and sexy for a mortal to even imagine.
People with this name also have a tendency to deflect any foul words spoken to them back at the mortal.
Also he gets a shit ton of hoes but that isn`t really too important right now since that is fairly common with people whos name is Knut helge.

"OH WOW! he is so..
adaptable
adventurous
affable
affectionate
agreeable
ambitious
amiable
amicable
amusing

brave
bright
broad-minded

calm
careful
charming
communicative
compassionate

conscientious
considerate
convivial
courageous
courteous
creative

decisive
determined
diligent
diplomatic
discreet
dynamic

easygoing
emotional
energetic
enthusiastic
exuberant

fair-minded
faithful
fearless
forceful
frank
friendly
funny

generous
gentle
good
gregarious

hard-working
helpful
honest
humorous

imaginative
impartial
independent
intellectual
intelligent
intuitive

inventive
kind

loving
loyal

modest

neat
nice

optimistic

passionate
patient
persistent

pioneering
philosophical
placid
plucky
polite
powerful
practical
pro-active

quick-witted
quiet

rational
reliable
reserved
resourceful
romantic

self-confident
self-disciplined
sensible
sensitive
shy
sincere
sociable
straightforward
sympathetic

thoughtful
tidy
tough

unassuming
understanding

versatile

warmhearted
willing
witty, he must be a Knut Helge!"

by SexyBeastThanos April 25, 2019