knuckledragger

Someone who's intelligence is less than or equal to that of your average caveman.

Wow, he really thought spending 803 Billion dollars we don't have was the way to fix the economy. What a knuckledragger!

by NO_Iwon'tpress1forEnglish September 2, 2010

Knucklebutting

The act of inserting multiple fingers at least second knuckle deep into your partners rectum, optimally by surprise. Often done during fellatio or cunnilingus.

Sabrina is great at knucklebutting, she can get third knuckle deep before you even notice.

by SasquatchSB October 5, 2010

angry knuckler

after your man ejaculates you punch him right in the balls since the sex wasn't fun for you but it was for him so you killed his vibe.

josh was so rough on me and he went fast and did not stimulate me i could not get him off me so when he finished i punched his balls so he does not get away with taking advantage of me during sex. angry knuckler

by virginiavirgin July 11, 2016

The Knuckler

The Knuckler is a mythological figure from the backwoods of PA. His name was inspired by the massive boil on his knuckle, but the legend truly took hold once he became a mythical figure living in the woods. Rumor has it he took to the woods to both hide and nurture the growth of his ever impressive knuckle boil. Said to be the size of a softball, The Knuckler is said to take deep pride in showing his boil to anyone who will look, but especially terrorizing those that do not.

Rumor has it he is a mix of man, bear, and pig. But many believe him to be closely related to the Sasquatch. Today, The Knuckler has many imitators, and is a growing term to describe anyone with an overly large boil regardless of location on body.

Growing up in the backwoods, we heard stories about The Knuckler. He was infamous in those parts, for his random shoving of a puss leaking knuckle in the face of the unsuspecting and laughing disturbingly at the reactions.

by The Almanac March 29, 2019

Iranian Knuckleball

Type of kick used in soccer or Iranian Jujitsu. In soccer, when the ball is hit with such force and velocity that it can rip through the goal’s net. In fighting this move is when you do a kick spin and drive your right foot right into your opponents balls, rendering them incapacitated.

Dude1: Hey man wtf happened to Jack?
Dude2: He thought he was tough so I had to give him the old Iranian Knuckleball!

by fastbacks November 19, 2019

moose knucklette

a tiny or "baby" moose knuckle on a midget, short person, or youngin'

"hey look at that midget wearing yoga pants, lol you can its moose knucklette"

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 10, 2010

nascar knuckledragger

Any fan of the Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. Can easily be spotted by their hilariously gaudy NASCAR themed clothing, the NASCAR stickers with which they emblazon their overpowered vehicles, their overly aggressive driving, their mustaches (on both men and women) and their eyes, which are unnaturally close together due to inbreeding. They tend to parrot right wing views but can rarely be bothered to actually vote.

I'm really worried about my sister; her new bofriend is a real NASCAR knuckledragger.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005