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Pepper knoppkers

Pepper Knoppkers - a slang term meaning "pepperoni nipples."

Typically reserved for the largest & meatiest of pepperoni nipples.

The top 0.00001% of circumference, these pepperoni nipples are no longer 'nipples' - they are "knoppkers."
They sat in the moonlight. "are you ready, Christine?" he asked. "Yes" - she whispered.

He slowly slid off her shirt, unbuttoning her bra in one clean movement.

The moon shone down - revealing not nipples, but a pair of pepper knoppkers.

"Ew bitch" he exclaimed.

"what?" Christine asked, horrified.

"those are nasty I'm going home."
by lydiajones_03 February 25, 2022
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F'knoof

F'knoof: (see also: Cambridge F'knoof) n. a multipurpose eating utensil that combines the function of a traditional fork, knife and spoon into one untensil.

Did you know?
The F'knoof was invented in October of 2006 by a group of American exchange students visiting the U.K. Frustrated with contemporary eating utensils and eager to revolutionize the modern culinary world, they assembled and marketed the first F'knoof (a combination of the words "fork" "knife" and "spoon") and by 2007 F'knoofs could be found in households and restaurants around the world. It's original name "Cambridge F'knoof" was initially used for marketing purposes, but the place title was soon dropped after IKEA contracted rights to the patent.
Old-school knives and forks, I dread! I'll use the handy dandy F'knoof instead!
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Dan Konopka

Dan Konopka is the drummer for the wonderful, amazing band OK Go. Some people would lead you to think he isn't important -- that he doesn't matter. Why, do you suppose?

HIS HUMBLENESS EXCEEDS YOUR BRAINPOWER, that's why.

He is good-looking, suave, but dreadfully overlooked for the more mainstream looks of Damian Kulash, Jr. and Andy Ross or the oddities of Tim Nordwind. Yet, beneath the spicy, creative shows of them, underneath lies the sweet, delightfully awkward persona of Dan.
Hormone-infused girl: Mmm...Damian...you are too DELICIOUS! Oh, oh, here look, it's a picture of him, and he's almost NAKED.

Smart girl: Psh. Sure, he looks good, but I like Dan better....

Hormone-infused girl: ...who?

Smart girl: facepalm

Also --

atianafiorella: and Dan Konopka. no one really cares about Dan.

Me: ...how...how dare you?!
by AnIowan March 3, 2011
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Koopish

Mid South slang for something that sucks or someone that looks stupid.
Did you see Dylan's Halloween costume? She was lookin' real koopish.

That shit last night was so fuckin koopish dawg.
by Skazellino December 17, 2009
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The Kooples

A French store that has branches in the UK that sells clothes to idiot couples that want to dress so they match each other.

Clothes are generally expensive and stylish and are therefore popular with hipster wankers in areas such as Shoreditch.
A- Hey man, have you seen that new mens blazer in The Kooples store?

B- Yeah, it looks awesome, it's really good value too at £330. Me and my girl were going to get the his and hers version. Luckily I have £800 to spare after someone published a book of my poems from my blog about vintage stuff that no one even knows/cares about.

A- Yeah, you guys are going to look awesome. Remind me not to be seen with you when you wear them.
by JRDAWG December 16, 2012
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koopa shell

A Koopa Troopa's only armor. After it has been removed, it can be used as a projectile to pown someone.
*Cheerleader gets hit by a Koopa shell* Powned! Or however you say that!
by spel itt rite May 14, 2006
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smoking the koopa

Another phrase for "smoking:... weed, marijuana, bud, etc." The word originates from Super Mario Bros. A "koopa" is a common creature, resembling a turtle with a green shell. An individual nug is referred to as a "koopa", thus "smoking the koopa."
Guy 1: Hey man, we should def pregame before we hit the club.

Guy 2: Hell ya hurry up and come thru with some drinks! Cause I'm already smoking the koopa.

Guy 1: Aight.
by jascoolkiddo March 29, 2011
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