Klins

The master of all computer programming needs. He has a beautiful creative way of making ever man happy. When you stare at him all you can see in his eyes is disappointment. This man needs some more love!!

I need me some Klins in my life.

by CMP_JaSmoth October 14, 2022

Klinsmann

A man whose the most self centered idiotic piece of shit i've ever dated and can never shut up

"You can never be worse than a klinsmann"

by fhbfhhhhdsdd July 21, 2024

Klinsmann

A selfish man who can't even think about anyone but himself with a small weiner which his ego can't make up for.

"I slept with the guy and he is such a klinsmann."

by fhbfhhhhdsdd July 21, 2024

Kinsinaro

English version of the celebration called a "quinceañera". It is celebrated on an individuals 15th birthday.

John: Yo are you going to David's Kinsinaro tomorrow?

Jake: Yeah bro for sure!

by Ur_mummy_isMYMummY September 21, 2023

Klinkies

The act of mutual anilingus (ass eating) between man and woman, typically husband and wife. Named for Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, the Barbie and Ken killers. Paul referred to Karla as his “little ass licker” and there is a picture of them holding two alcoholic beverages while drunk; presumably, one would think they toasted the drinks, creating a “klink” sound, thus “klinkies”.

Paul: Here’s to our relationship and our wanton murder of young women!
*drinks hit each other”
Paul: Klinkies!
Karla: can I eat your ass now?
Eminem: sure, if I can eat yours.

by VickyVonVanimal December 25, 2024