kerflummoxed

Baffled, Bewildered, Confused, Etc.

Having never been the sharpest tool in the shed, I wonder about many things. Like how a cloud can weigh as much as a herd of elephants and not fall down. I am kerflummoxed.

by Abigail Leigh July 24, 2006

kerfuffle

A social imbroglio or brouhaha. An organizational misunderstanding leading to accusations and defensiveness.

I spend half my time these days on tbe phone with HR, ever since Bob started that kerfuffle with his flaming e-mail to everyone in the sociology department.

by Jess Grant January 20, 2004

Kerfuckalump

An elephant that fucks things.

OR
A hard fucker.

Ashley: "how was your night with Rob last night?"
Kristin: "AMAZING! A kerfuckalump that one."

by DuMbO242 June 30, 2009

kerfuckle

n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up

The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.

by T.V. John November 6, 2016

kerfunkle

a funky mess that is imaginary. a mess that is only thought of or imagined
a word based on kerfuffle

the concert was a kerfunkle

by lexicon58 August 19, 2014

Klergy C

A old e drank'N white man that is really a nia. Notorious for bein toe up, and whoopin all busta's ass.

Yo, I was at the club Friday Nite, and that White Nia Klergy C step foot on da turf like what. I saw muffucka toss mini Snoop Dogg across the floor, mile high.

by Chris April 6, 2005

kerfuffle

A minor disturbance or disagreement. Smaller than a contretemps, larger than a snag, involving more people or things than a SNAFU or a stink.

Lawton couldn't understand all of the kerfuffle over the suggestive signage at Herbert's Sherbert.

by Deborah Robins June 23, 2006