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boyfriend cleptomaniac

someone such as allie takes a boy and uses him and throws him away like a tampon...and get a fresh one when needed..
basically you get a boyfriend then when you get bored you get a new one and your a player
allie was with steven for a while then she got bored and got a new boy=boyfriend cleptomaniac
by shwibby September 16, 2006
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Kleptomaniacal

A word that most definitely exists, it is an adjective that describes someone who shoplifts items that they do not necessarily need
“You steal stuff you don’t even need. Why have you acting so Kleptomaniacal recently?”
by TheRealRoningtonJr June 13, 2022
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Kleptomaniacrow

A mischievous crow who works for Death, stealing souls and shiny things.

Very clever as he can trick people into letting him steal their stuff. He doesn't really care much for the actual "soul reaping" part of his job; he just likes shiny stuff, even if it's fake.
"Wow I love the song Kleptomaniacrow by Madilyn Mei."
by HopeseerIsAnIdiot August 4, 2024
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Kleptomanic

adjective

Pronunciation: /ˌklɛptəˈmænɪk/

Definition:

Inclined to steal or slightly prone to petty theft, especially in a habitual or opportunistic way, without necessarily having the medical condition of kleptomania.

Resembling or characteristic of a thief; thievish.

Etymology:
Formed in English by analogy with kleptomania and kleptomanic (rare), combining klepto- (Greek kleptein, “to steal”) + -manic (suggesting an obsessive tendency).

Usage notes:

Distinct from kleptomaniac, which refers to a person with the recognized psychological disorder kleptomania.

Often used informally or descriptively, similar in sense to thievish or light-fingered.

Examples:

“He’s a bit kleptomanic when it comes to office supplies.”
He’s a bit kleptomanic when it comes to office supplies.”
by Lucky Casualty September 2, 2025
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kleptomemiac

The addiction of stealing or liberating memes to either stash for later or share on social media or in private messages.
Deep down we're all Kleptomemiacs!
by ElaborateLabyrinth October 2, 2018
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Klaptopmaniac

A person who routinely steals precious coffeeshop real-estate by propping up a laptop.
Friend: "Hey, let's go to Timbertrain, it's one of the best coffee shops in Vancouver"

Me: "Too bad there's nowhere to sit, it's full of Klaptopmaniacs"
by isaac6172 March 8, 2020
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kleptopeniac

An irresistible urge to steal pens.
Toni's a kleptopeniac, she's got like 17 pens in her purse.
by Missylynn11 May 5, 2023
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