kleinian theory

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!

"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"

by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022

keivin

He is sweet, kind, funny, and sporty friend. He is there when you need him and he will make you laugh when all you wanna do is cry.

Keivin is so awesome!

by Heyyou101 November 25, 2016

Kleeving

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch

What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky! Have u been Kleeving again?

by Boy_in_Blue July 16, 2008

Kleining

Photoshopping pictures of Max Klein into debate-related Facebook pictures. Or non-debate-related pictures. Really anything so long as Max is in it.

"Wow, looks like another Kleining in Joyce's profile picture"

by asdfjkl9876 November 18, 2014

kleinitzed

Being cut off or shut up, by ignorant folk, half through a sentance or into a story.

Person 1: "This flower has an amazing story, do you want to hear it?"
Person 2: "Hmm, NO"
person 1: "You ignorant prick, youv'e just kleinitzed me"

by Stephen75 September 13, 2007

Kleinism

The act of treating someone in the retail industry like shit for doing their job and talking to or approaching you or just flat out having the audacity to speak to you.

She showed her Kleinism when the Walmart employee asked for everyone's ID when purchasing alcohol, by responding, " WHY?, WHY DO I NEED TO SHOW YOU MY ID, I AM NOT BUYING THE BEER!"

by Amiwrong July 8, 2017

Keivianna

Very pretty girl with usually curly hair and beautiful bright brown eyes. She tends to make people laugh with by being honest and being her self. They don't admit there secrets or feeling to other people. Some are shy but they eventually get around. She doesn't hesitate to say what's on her mind , so I would be careful. P.S if you find one wife her

Keivianna's are very intelligent and neglected and are very bright and understand

by Fleek or flop June 23, 2019