Klarance Soccer

The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.

Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.

by klrsoccer October 5, 2008

Klarke

An amazing Pearson who will always have your back and cares about your feelings and usually will pick a fight or two.

Klarke is such a good friend

by Purple green hyenas July 11, 2018

Klarissa

This is a gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. She cares a lot for other people and tries to help anyone who is down. Her body is sexy but she struggles to believe that she is beautiful sometimes and doesn't always have confidence. She loves sports and is very intelligent. Shortly she is a beautiful and caring girl inside and out, who is good at almost anything.

Zayn,"That girl is gorgeous any guy would be lucky to have her."

Mike," Well dude she is a Klarissa, what else can you expect?"

by Phoenixdancer December 28, 2019

Klaroline

The pairing between Klaus and Caroline from The Vampire Diaries.

I ship Klaroline so hard! They're my otp.

by CDVcleo January 4, 2013

klarine

An amazing girl and an amazing friend. She is very tall, pretty, and is skinny, though she will deny it. She has a great sense of humor and will sometimes come up with somethig that sounds totally crazy but still very funny. She will be there to support you and yoy should be there to support her as well. She comes up with quite a few inside jokes and she and her friends would shout them loudy and constantly, and everyone would have so much fun doing it. Don’t mess with her you want to be on her good side, she is amazing.

“Who is that over there?”
“That is Klarine, and ya i’m her friend, she is amazing!”

by WonderRose October 9, 2018

klarabel

The most amazing girl in the world😘 is klarabel❤ she is beutiful and has the most amazing smile ever!😍she is talented and loves cheeseballs😂

Klarabel is the best cheeseball ever!😂

by Your best friend mr.owl January 4, 2017

Klara

Klara is the hottest girl on the planet. Nobody is like her!
She is smart, funny, loyal and good in bed
Every guy falls in love with her when they see her

Guy: Wow I think I'm in love with that girl over there, she is perfect
Other guy: I know it's Klara she is unbelievable

by dickdawg December 13, 2016