takeshi kitano

It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.

He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.

"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."

by mrkitano November 25, 2006

Kitan

Kitan. Or as their mothers say it, K-i-t-o. Kitan is the name that belongs to an amazing girl or boy. Usually African, Kitans' normally have a longer name but shorten it to Kitan. They have a tendency to be rude but deep down there is a heart somewhere, even if it takes long to find. kitans are very good on the scale of looks too. Kitans' have a weird but bubbly personality once you get to know them and they are a great type of friend to have. Kitans' generally do not share, so do not ask for sweets from them. Kitans' are also very funny and have a great sense of humor. If you have a Kitan in your life, watch out, not only are they sneaky and sly but they are amazing friends too.

Person 1: Is that April, Jessica and Kitan?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Damn, Kitan is fineeeee!

by pengalicious May 23, 2019

kirtan patel

a cool dude who is always smacked af. he's funny and mad smart

random nigga who's name Is Kirtan Patel

by Black Nigga November 9, 2013

Kitana

Smart,very pretty,short girl. She is shy but crazy if you really know her. Loves family. Great kisser. Good in bed. Has caring firends. Gullable at times, but can tell when some one is lying. Over all shes a nice pretty girl,Btw she loves to eat!.

That girl looks like a Kitana

by yhea,blah April 3, 2010

kissani

A great girl with a shining possitive outlook on life.

Is a best friend for sure

Random guy:look how great that girl is

Random guy #2: she must be a Kissani!!

by Bookbuddies December 19, 2015

Kostantinos

Body like it was sculpted by the gods themselves, the level of seduction which Kostantinos carries is matched by none. If your lucky enough to sex with a Kostantinos, look no more he is an orgasm tool.A lot smarter than what he let's people think, Kostantinos nearly always gets what he wants.

Kosta Tinos Greek

Becky:I never have been freaked the way Kostantinos freaks me.

by The 5th tier February 5, 2010

Kristan

definiton of beauty. Will make everyone turn heads when she walks in. Everyone's it girl. THe only girl for you, will make the hairs on the back of your neck stand straight up. SHe is amazing. The most beautiful girl ever.

Whoa, look at that girl, she such a Kristan.

by ldubbs June 28, 2010