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Kingston Biscuit

Occurs when you're rimming between your partners "biscuit's" and you end up with some brown cream on your tongue.
Dude, I was totally rimming this hot guy, and he gave me the Kingston Biscuit big time!!
by RentBoys January 23, 2009
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Kingston Trio

A popular rest area mens room act where 3 dudes get in one stall, the first dude sits on the toilet, the second dude stands facing the first dude with his feet inside a tall shopping bag, thus hiding his presence from the outside, he gets blown by the first dude, the third dude is naked and sitting on the shoulders of dude two, now dude three is much taller than the stall door negating the purpose of the shopping bag, but he is only there because it's funny as shit when there is a naked dude on another dudes shoulders.
Tim felt fancy standing in a Nordstroms bag while his two new friends helped him complete a Kingston Trio.
by Papa Wheelie October 8, 2012
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Sean Kingston

Widely known for 2007 hit single "Beautiful Girls" as well as being a fat, insufferable idiot.

Widely thought to be a virgin but the fact is well covered up by his manager "Mommy".
Sean Kingston: "Look at allllll them beaaaauuuuutiful girrrrls!"

Everyone Else: "Yeah, that's all very good Sean but when was the last time you saw your own penis?"
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Sean Kingston

A fatass wannabe rapper, that writes songs about past experiences that have no to relevance to life, describing his life as a creepy fat stalker.
Me " yoh , theres Sean Kingston "
You " at chucky cheese "
Me " yeah staring at some girl at a arcade machine "
You " thats totally going to be his next song, but he'll say he talked to her and gave him a "chance" even though he just stared at her like a creep "

*an hour later*
*turns on radio*
" Last week I was at chucky cheese and I saw you at my favourite arcade gameeeeeee, I approached you and beat you at the game because no one beats me at my favourite game because im fat, oh and you gave me a chance because I talk about that in every song I write even though the only chance I got was after I beat her at the game I went to the bathroom because I had to shit because I ate so much, and my mom gave me a blumpkin, as always " :)
by piemash March 4, 2010
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Sean Kingston

A fat Jamican Douchbag that sings ultra/hyper cheesy melodies over rehashed 50's chord progressions. He is the epitomy of walking excrement.
by Panopticon January 6, 2009
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kingston high school

Winner of the highly coveted "Most Ghetto School in the Hudson Valley" award, Kingston High pulled through in the voting above Saugerties High and the assumed shoe-in Newburgh-Beacon. Said the school's Principal "We are pleasently suprised with the voting. Many of us thought it was impossible with our up-to-date facilities, well-trained Faculty & staff, high White Middle/Upper class to a small (23%) Black minority (many of which aren't even that Thug, seriously, its like they don't even try.), compared to Newburgh at least. However, we aren't going to get cocky and go after, say Most Ghetto School in New York" she said with a knowing wink.

However, all is not well in KHS, as its Esteemed and Exclusive Volcano Worshipper's club was shut down by its creators, after the descition that the club was filled with idiot scene girls after 2008.

Said one of the founders (Who wishes to remain anonymous.) "They were totally non-thug and noncrunk. And they don't even know the definition of 'Neck'. As a matter of fact, thier sheer usage of the word 'Neck' is a neck in itself. Neck."
"It is our privlege to award this years "Most Ghetto School in the Hudson Valley" award to Kingston High School."-Leroy Jenkins, president of The New York Endowment for Ghetto Schools
by HockeyMonkey89 October 18, 2010
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Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III

Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III is the full name for the ever so amazing bass player for the band Fall Out Boy. He is often called pete or peterpanda and he thinks he is a robot.
Me: hey, look at this picture i found of fall out boy!

Someone else: omfg i love them! peter lewis kingston wentz III is my favorite!!!
by jesus_christ_is_alive April 28, 2006
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