electro-kinetic sensitivity

the ability to sense electrical appliances when they are activated. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ELECTRO-KINESIS. i invented the word to describe a form of telepathy previously undocumented, the ability to sense static electricty. it is a rare gift, i only know one person who has it.

*barcelona by queen plys in the background*
louis:did you hear that
rouske:what?
louis:the tv
rouske:*looks at the tv in louis' room* wtf!!!
louis:not that one, the song *gestures at the stereo*
callum:WTF!!!!!!
louis: *rewinds cd*
*beginning part of song plays*
louis:see?
rouske: nope
louis:its a tv i can hear it.
rouske:wow your psychic, lets call it electro-kinetic sensitivity.
louis:cool!

by rou rou September 23, 2005

kinetic military action

'Kinetic Military Action' is when the US invades a country to protect it's oil interests and claims it's protecting innocent civiliuans

The US invasion of Libya is a kinetic military action

by Chimp999 April 11, 2011

kinetic

That dude you see on online games that talks about pie, radiohead, and likes to use words like ass prick, and gomer.

Kinetic called him a gomer, while eating a pie, and listening to Radiohead.

by Xeno Kinetic October 14, 2003

electro-kinetic sensitivity

just found out another of my friends has it!!!!!!!!

rouske:i made up this cool word on urbandictionary: electro-kinetic sensitivity.
jade:cool what is it?
rouske:its where you can sense tvs being turned on without hearing them
jade:OMG i can do that!!!!!!!
rouske: wow!!!!

by rou rou October 9, 2005

Kinetic Energy Absorber

Noun:
1. Vagina
2. Vessel that aborbs or takes in energitic matter

Misc:
1. Often used to house deposits made in rape dollars.

I totally owe Anna for the fag she bummed me and her kinetic energy absorber is the perfect place for my rape dollar deposit.

by KillaSmooth September 8, 2006

kinetika

A gym which is generally visited by groups of guys who enjoy ripping each other. Girls are also know to visit the gyms and bounce around aimlessly on the exercise balls. The group which attend Kinetika are commonly referred to as a 'Kinetika crew'. Their aim in life is 'to get hench'.

The crew are walking down to Kinetika tonight for a session.

by randomer100000 November 26, 2010

kinetic

A generally older male, infirmed and wheelchair bound, who requires physical aids in order to urinate and defecate. Often tenderly cared for by another person referred to as "maverick".

Please don't tell me I look like kinetic.

by Anonymous April 16, 2003