Val Kilmer

Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.

"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005

kilmer

someone who is at the top of their game and is above everyone else skill level.
Usually said at the basketball court. This person posesses a perfect shot and a killa fake

shaq, michael jordan, michael vick, and karl malone are all called kilmer

by killaDn October 5, 2005

Kilmore

Australia’s oldest inland settled town where there’s always a cattle truck passing by each hour and Reigns supreme over wallan in every inch of it. the southwest reigns supreme sitting high on the hill and the east and north are shabby steep and full of construction sites.

Kilmore is a hundred billion times better than wallan broadford and Seymour combined

by anonymous November 24, 2021

kilma

New, deadlier variant of the Ligma disease.

Person 1: Hey I got the kilma
Person 2: What's kilma
Person 1: I'm gonna kilma self

by spoofelis July 4, 2023

Biscotty Kilmer

A youtube mechanic who was bitten by a radioactive biscotti and is now a Were-biscotti.

Now runs on all fours and chews tires.

His real name is Scotty Kilmer

Person 1: Oh no it's night!

Person 2: So?
Person 1: That's when Biscotty is roaming the streets!
Biscotty Kilmer: *off in the distance* Rev your biscuits!

by Tango Mango October 24, 2020

Scotty Kilmer

The most skilled, honest, upfront, best, and truthful auto mechanic in the universe who proves it on YouTube with all the how-to car repair videos.

Hi, I'm Scotty Kilmer, I've been working on cars for over the last 50 years.

by Zero2infinity November 6, 2018

Scotty Kilmer

An honest, toyota-loving, experienced auto mechanic who does YouTube videos such as car buying advice and auto repair.

Scotty Kilmer before every video: "REV UP YOUR ENGINES!"

by FiggyMiggy March 8, 2019