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Kilmarnock

A town in the west of scotland which has become over run by neds, junkies and crack whores.
on the face of it, kilmarnock looks like a nice place but dont let the flowers and friendly people fool you.
Kilmarnock is basicly quite cool(ish) but dont go out after 9 pm cause a jakeball is likely to try to knock you out.
Guy #1-'Let's go to kilmarnock'
Guy #2-'ummm, no let's not'
Guy #1-'your probubly right. it is, after all, past 9 pm.'
Kilmarnock by Tammy Mc March 26, 2009
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Sarah Kilmartin 

A girl who may possibly have a penis. She dances like she's at a rave 24/7. She's a daddy's girl who get anything she wants. Sarah goes through boyfriends like hookers go through birth control. Her voice is a mixture of Paris Hilton and Ke$ha. She has the brain capasity of a gold fish. Her hair is always changing cause she thinks she a good hair stylist but it always looks retarted. lol
Peterson- That chick with a dick is randomly dancing!
Gerard- She's such a Sarah Kilmartin
Sarah Kilmartin by bazinga22 October 14, 2011
She is a total bitch stay away from her, she will litterally ruin your life and she is a player, and a fake friend, just stay away from her, although she may have good looks doesn't mean she is good in the heart.
Kilmary is such a bitch
Kilmary by Tanaka genious November 2, 2021
A boy that is trustworthy and caring. Always happy and out-going.
man 1: who is that happy person?
man 2: it's Kilmar

man 1: wow!
Kilmar by irrelevant_sir_. February 22, 2019
the purest thing alive. Must be protected at all costs. Super simp. aka mommy
I hope my daughter grows up to be a Kilmar some day.
Kilmar by chesna October 4, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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