Farmer kieran

A person who goes by the name of kieran who keeps a secret stash of barn porn in his room. He farms his goat every day and twice on sundays. This means that his penis is very sore and over done. this results in a very high amount of smegmaand general cheese.

Kieran farmed his goat so hard it bled.
kierans stash was discovered and he claimed it wanst his, ripped it up and threw it away, he later stuck it back together with farm juice. (cum)

by Rigel_7 February 5, 2005

kieran brown

a boy that thinks hes massive and that he can knock out anyone but he secretly likes it up the ass
kizza

that kieran brown is a complete waist of time

by myman42 May 7, 2019

Pulling a Kieran

Pulling a Kieran is when you are ill and you haven't eaten, but your squad beckons to go on the night out and due to your weakened state, you have a few drinks and you end the night spilling your guts into a gutter.

"Oh man, did you see him last night?"
"No what happened?"
"He ended up 'pulling a Kieran'!"

by officiallyatit May 25, 2015

Kieran

Now this is a guy who can charm anyone without them even realising.

Fun, friendly but also a little mysterious.
A total stud in the bedroom with a magical penis of wonderment!

Girl 1: that guy seems like he is packing

Girl 2: must be a Kieran

I had the best sex all night last night Kieran fucked like a demonic bunny on acid!

by xLondonx February 20, 2019

Kieran Howe

Kieran howe literally means bLoNdE and has forehead big. Also knOwn as Kevin

Nobody:
Aeroplanes: Let's Land On Kieran Howes FOREHEAD

by Jack Lakin October 5, 2019

Kieran

A name that describes an extremely masculine and superior figure who can resurrect dead puppies with his good looks and charming personality. Often known for doing really badass things, like beating up an army of great white sharks with a motorcycle.

Girl: I want to fuck him because he's perfect in every conceivable way.
Boy: That motherfucker is a Kieran.

by TakeThatSenja May 26, 2011

Kieran

One of the best people you will ever meet. Sometimes might seem a little stand-off-ish but completely kind once you get to know him. He’s always ready to listen and lend a hand in support. He enjoys joking plenty sometimes even a little too much but he’ll make you laugh till you piss yourself. He also doesn’t see how bright he shines and how much people do admire him for his strength. Also tend to have small hands but big brain.

Kieran almost made me shit myself the other day I couldn’t stop laughing kaksksksks

by Snakebehaviour November 5, 2020