kissing your teeth

A quick sucking of air through the teeth that sounds like a kiss. A way of expressing annoyance, or as if to say: "You've got to be kidding"!

I'm not telling you again! Clean up your room or stay home tonight! And don't be kissing your teeth at me either. I'm in no mood for your BS!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

you've got to be kidding me

It can't be true. New Jersey

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006

are you kidding me right now

Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??

Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?

by Amiyj April 11, 2017

Kissing the Big Lips

Slang term for cunnilingus , esp. when performed from behind with woman in doggy style position.

I got tired of making out with my boyfriend, so I told him it was time for Kissing the Big Lips!

by LipsKisser February 3, 2018

kissing my sister

An expression indicating that something is unsatisfactory, though not entirely terrible.

Wil: Winning back the $50 that it cost to enter the poker tournament after playing for 12 hours is like kissing my sister!
Ty: You've kissed your sister?!?!
Wil: Don't tell anyone...

by Dan TheMan October 9, 2007

who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008

kissing abraham lincoln

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.

Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..

by totalg33k February 21, 2008