Another term for a hick or a redneck. The term is usually used for high school guys. They tend to wear their Wranglers inside their boots and they are all seen dipping at school at least once. They are also loud, they drink a lot of alcohol, they're wanna be players, and they all drive loud trucks with sound systems. Also, they all have stickers of the rebel flag somewhere on their truck, and they always yell "GIT HER DUN"!!
I went to Walmart the other day and I passed a bunch of kickers that were dipping by their trucks.
by Stina Bo Bina May 3, 2005
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A more proper way to refer to an extremely funny joke. Also can be known as a "Knee-slapper"
That was a kicker. It gave me quite a chuckle.
by _Shaybear_ June 7, 2011
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A situation which may occur after ones deification produces an abnormally large and solid loaf long enough to bottom out. After the pinch, the loaf falls like a tree "kicking" one in the scrotum.
Can someone hand me a wet towel, i just dropped a kicker.
by ltdz_ January 29, 2009
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refers to the player on the football team who, next to the quarterback, gets the most ladies. The rest of the team likes to give him names of women soccer players such as Mia Hamm, only because they know that without him, they wouldn't have won their only game of the season.
That kicker is such a little wuss.
HEY MIA, go practice your field goals, KICKER.
-Girl number 1: I hooked up with the quarterback last night.
-Girl number 2: Yeah he is nothing compared to the kicker, he is a sex god.
by J Squared November 28, 2005
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The kicker is the guy on the football team who usually saves the team from a loss at the last second. Not really a part of the team unless they need him. Usually plays soccer and very sexy. Next to the quarterback the most important part of the team. And probably the position that takes the most balls because you have to kick by yourself in front 80,000 people. Always gets th ladies.
Cheerleader 1: Damn, check out that kicker over there. I'd fuck the shit out of him.
Cheerleader 2: Yeah he plays soccer to like David Beckham who is like so sexy.

Cheerleader 1: Let's Fuck em'!!!
by Tyler B. aka sexy June 27, 2009
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The most underrated player ever. They skip practice stay good and win games. Everyone hates them because they don’t have to do anything but still get college offers. Often used as an insult but the kickers get used to it. And when they do their job everybody loves them. Hardest working in the weight room because they’re usually small and least hardest during pratice.
You’re a kicker you don’t tackle!
Stupid fucking kicker
Go kick the damn ball
by jvfieldgoalkicker September 26, 2018
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When you ease someone into eventually snorting a line of cocaine, by letting them put some between their gums first.
“Give him a kicker, not a line yet its his first time
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