by Yolo innit yessi January 30, 2021

kia is the name of an awful little korean car manufacturer. unlike their korean rival hyundai, which has made significant improvements to their vehicles over the past 2 decades (although kia is in better shape than korean car maker daewoo, which could only handle the us market for 3 years), kia's quality remains relitively low. the cars have gotten better since being first introduced to the states in the early '90s, and they are well know for their great warrenties. but build quality and reliability where they should be. also, kia interiors have a strange smell, which is acredited to the packaging in which they are imported.
by Eye In The Sky June 23, 2006

A leng girl who is good at everything and better at sports she loves who she has and hates who she doesn’t have :Kia
Jeeeeeeez Kia is so lennng
by Hammad is gay tbh October 23, 2019

by u9h9uuuhhuu9h August 21, 2007


A very, very, very thick girl. She gets all of the boys! She has straight A's and gets ass. Her best friend Adahm is also her lover. "like she can get me" She has the biggest booty around. (sarcasm) She meditates on her free time, and paints a lot of Mexicans. Her school crush is Keegan Marin. Kia aka a freaking car, also known as big daddy g ;) She throws rocks at people who are Mexican. She is VERY WHITE, but says nigga 24/7.
Kia is my Wigga
by A9d April 2, 2019

An acronym for 'Know It All'. One of those people who has an answer for everthing no matter what the subject matter is. Especially those who answer a question with a holier-than-thou attitude.
Bob - "What is pi? I forgot"
Andy the Kia - "The mathematical constant pi is an irrational real number, approximately equal to 3.14159265358979323846.., which is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean geometry, and has many uses in mathematics, physics, and engineering."
Bob - "Thanks, I just needed the number you fucking Kia".
Andy the Kia - "The mathematical constant pi is an irrational real number, approximately equal to 3.14159265358979323846.., which is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean geometry, and has many uses in mathematics, physics, and engineering."
Bob - "Thanks, I just needed the number you fucking Kia".
by Shirelle October 20, 2007
