Keyser

An extremely compassionate but depressed af person with strange secrets. Very loyal.

Hey Keyser, You Want To Hang Out?
Nah, I'm too depressed

by Fatty Daddy Apple March 2, 2020

Keyser Söze it

To "Keyser Söze it", means using your quick thinking, and using your witty lying abilities having no lawler present , and possibly using your “YouTube law degree” to craft a convincing, deceptive story during a police interrogation, all while staying innocent and ultimately getting away scot-free. It’s that clever blend of deception and quick wit, brilliant storytelling skills, never remaining silent, always answering all their questions, just like in the plot of the film! The usual suspects were Kevin Spacy character who's is integrated by the police and manages to really play the police and walks away a free man.

Lee: How’d it go? In the Police station the other day?

Frank: I spun the best lies, answered every question like a pro, and walked out a free man.

Lee: No way! You Keyser Söze it , lol ?

by Jamie Cheese October 29, 2025

Keyser

He is an amazing guy that gives you the giggles when he smiles at you. He is the type of guy any girl would want to have and love with all there heart! No other guy is like him!

Girl 1: Omg it’s keyser

Boy 1: he is so cool
Girl 2: he is so handsome!!

by Little cute doggo March 31, 2019

keyser soze

A guy who fucks you in the ass under an assumed identity and then disappears forever.

Mandy took in the mud box from a guy she thought was named Mike but turned out he was Keyser Soze.

by The mud box bandit January 10, 2018

Keyser West Virginia

Keyser is a small town in West Virginia. Like any other town there are some negative traits however most of the community are very kind supportive people. Keyser is located in the panhandle of West Virginia and like most small towns everyone knows everyone. They have recently been devastated by the drug epidemic that plagued the United States and Keyser is fighting back. They are having open seminars and discussions providing support groups and the city police are cracking down on the no drug policy. Keyser youth are being taught right from wrong and being molded into a productive part of the community. Keyser is fighting the war on drugs. Keyser is standing up against the previous definitions mentioned for this search. We are united. We are strong. We are proud. We fight back.

Have you ever been to Keyser West Virginia?
Yeah. The people from Keyser West Virginia aren’t taking anymore shit. They are standing proud together and helping one another.

by West Virginia proud November 28, 2018